Michelle

the duality of man

Matt just told me that he prefers ballpoint pens to a smooth rollerball or gel pen.

Ick.

For sure.

Also, that sizzle? 😩

Just, like, submerged in little bubbles? Nice and safe in my basket?

Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously.

...

That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.

All I read was "Walker Texas Ranger," so good luck with that, Chuck Norris.

cc: @sibwarra.bsky.social

One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚

this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes

Challenge accepted.

An ANGEL.

Deadass almost poured myself some lemonade this morning to round out the trio but opted to stick with water instead.

Nothing but respect for my holy trinity.

Me, glaring at them: Good for you.

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Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?

wut

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

This way it looks like a check mark and subliminally is a good thing. ✅

It’s the reverse hex that finally did it

YOU CAN DO IT!!

And you already have the containers… >.>

Yeah! It’s so cool, I’d love to do this eventually, too.

Are you going to do that thing where you build a giant rack to house these containers?

Brilliant and terrifying cosplay of the Quizno's Spongmonkeys from the truly demented Quizno's commercials from 20 years ago.

I am DELIGHTED by this hall cosplay from Dragon*Con!

THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!

Read this and went "WTF did R2D2 say to you?"

I don't need a camera inside my 3D printer to show me the print progress, I need a camera on the outside pointing at the filament spool because there's a 25% chance it's tangled.

I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby

DUDE FUCK THAT NEVERMIND THERE WAS A REALLY BIG SPIDER IN THE DOORWAY AND I HAD TO HAVE @rmblbee.bsky.social KILL IT

Placed a hefty Dominos order and Thunderstruck started playing on the radio. This must be what taking down a sabertooth must’ve felt like back in the day.

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Initially I thought "imagine going 10,000 years and never evolving" but then I realized that the Pokemon loses its swirly tail (and instead has a short pointy one) when it evolves into Blastoise. That longevity fact isn't even associated with Blastoise, from what I can find....