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That's the hard thing about jokes, they are supposed to have a punchline AND be funny.
Heres one: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. They all die from drinking tainted liquor!

He also fancies himself a food critic, writing sophomiric restaurant reviews and of course, opining about how everyone else is wrong about how to choose restaurants.

Doesn't he have more sophomoric reviews of mediocre restaurants to write?

Seems that they'd need a certain level of self delusion to think that looks good. That level of delusion is highly correlated with entitlement.

Why do half of them have the Chester the Molester mousctache?

And walking the "dangerous" streets of Navy Yard on a sunny Sunday. Careful! You might trip on a spotted later fly!

Four National Guardspeople leaning against a concrete railing on the station mezzanine in a metro station

National Guard standing around in a clump on the mezzanine at Navy Yard metro.

And they finally did it. RIF notices to pretty much all staff. Fuck.

Walking around #dc today, spotted several National Guard at Chinatown and at Navy Yard metro.
Biggest threat to DC today is the Tamba Bay offense smoking the Nationals 🤪

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Oh, absolutely. On a similar vein, these same people block new housing then complain about why their adult children and grandchildren live so far away.
....they are so close to seeing the point, but when they realize it, they put on a bigger set of blinders

My grandpa bought this house when it was a dirt road out here! The area needs to be frozen in amber from that time!
Hey...why can't I find anybody to mow my lawn for two-bits?! Why, in my day that was enough for a trolley ride, moving picture, and a malt!

That and lowering the voice and saying "renters" 🙄
Come on, Gertrude, we all know the real word that ends in -ers that you want to say

No Kings protesters line both sides of a street in Hagerstown, MD

No Kings protestors fill a bridge over the Capital Beltway. The Mormon temple is seen in the background.

Way to go Lubec! Here's a look at the events in Hagerstown and Silver Spring, MD

Great work Lubec!

Great work!

Trump moves to gut several agencies, targeting Voice of America, libraries The president signed two new executive orders, one that repeals several Biden-era labor and environmental policies and another that severely cuts various independent agencies created by Congress.

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Dammit dammit dammit!
Patriotic Americans getting their lives destroyed because dumbest anarcho-capitalist tech bros are stuck in their '8 year old burning ants with a magnifying glass' phase

Are females fully formed humans with bodily autonomy or are they incubators with inconvenient legs that should be cut off so they can't run away? We allow all sides of the debate! (/sarcasm if you couldn't tell)

Yikes on bikes! "The political discourse?" So what they are saying is if enough folks go all in on the haterade it becomes okay?

Ugh, I knew it was only a matter of time before the p*rn bots cane over and started mass following 🙄
Other than locking my profile, any way to reduce the activity?

#chewy box over a heat vent on a chilly morning is heaven for Sorrel

I cam believe it! I have no doubts that while she is benevolently chatting on your shoulders here, if she for one second sensed you didn't recognize her suPURRiority, the murder mittens would be deployed

So fuzzy!

The face of absolutely no regrets!

Aw Linus! Are you showing you can sometimes not be a butt?

My start word will never be the actual word, and it's a bit freudian 😅

Wordle 1,251 2/6 😅😅😅

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Aw, Strider would say thank you, but he's busy chasing mice in his dreams

He's a classic mackerel tabby

Need to relax like this guy

There was time now....