Louise 🎺

Didn't help that my husband also got one and breezed through transferring over everything in about 5 minutes while I wrestled with every single app to get it to back things up/move things across

Got a new phone for the first time in almost 4 years. Instantly realised why I'd put off getting a new phone for so long.

That's clearly meant to say vent

Not been here in a bit, didn't realise the app had logged me out.. nice to have somewhere to ven random shit away from people who know me irl 🤣

My colleague who's pregnant just told us all that her TWIN is also pregnant and they're 5 weeks apart?!?!? They must have planned it with their weird subconscious twin brain thing 😂

Ok so I forgot about one colleague whose wife is currently pregnant, and since I posted that we've had a new guy start and his wife is also pregnant so by August that will be 8 babies since the King's coronation

Do you ever get so hungry you stop being hungry

Someone in the town where I work organised a massive doggy meet up for his terminally ill dog's last day and it was the sweetest thing ever 🥺😭

Can we all agree that it's just good fuel station etiquette to have your purse/wallet out ready before you start filling up? Fumbling in your bag on the back seat (and again when you get back from paying) when there's someone waiting to use the pump is irritating as hell

My colleague announced she's pregnant today and that will be the 6th baby at my work (32 of us) in just over 2 years 😱

Why does Prime video show THE EXACT SAME AD EVERY AD BREAK my god it's infuriating

Maybe slightly starting to regret moving to this town now it's become apparent that every route out of town floods whenever there's any more than a trickle of rain 🤦‍♀️

We still get payslips and all sorts of crap! I think we have a phone number for them somewhere but honestly it's been 6 months, they've had plenty of time to sort it so I just return them all to sender 🤷‍♀️

I keep getting hospital appointment letters for the person who used to own my house (I open them to look for a return address because there isn't one on the envelope) and I can only hope she gets a text or a call too because they've all been and gone!

I prefer to run on a treadmill to outside and I want to start increasing my distance but the treadmills at my gym automatically go onto cool down after an hour and you can't extend the time??? Having to restart it and do the maths to work out the distance is a nightmare

It was fun back in like 2013-16 before it had the chat feature and you could just send silly selfies to your friends, then it became just like every other messaging app but somehow worse

Just went on Snapchat for the first time in probably a year (the one person I still chatted to on there has since drifted) and does anyone still use it?!? It's full of AI crap and literally barely usable. May as well delete my account tbh

Who'd have possibly thought, if you descale your coffee machine more than once a year it stops your coffee tasting like arse. Groundbreaking stuff.

Same! Not a clue

I want to read the news, not watch a video of it

Pros of indoor cats: healthier, longer life, safe from predators/cars/diseases etc
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about

Where I live supposedly has a yellow warning for snow and ice until midnight tonight... we had a teeny bit of frost yesterday and nothing but rain all last night. Make it make sense!

I never thought seasonal depression/disorder was that big a thing until I realised I've been feeling like crap pretty much ever since the clocks went back. And it's been so cloudy the last couple of months too

2024: bought our own house and finally moved out of crapshack army quarters, went to France, not a lot else. Spent most of it at work 🤷‍♀️

Just found a super cute jumper I really want but I refuse to buy anything from Temu

Is there an app/site out there where you can search pics of products on Temu/Shein etc and it finds the product for you to buy elsewhere?

Forever making things awkward when I try to explain that we enter and exit our house almost exclusively through the patio doors because the car park is at the bottom of the garden.

Desperately need a better phrase than "we never use the front door we always use the back door" #help 🤦‍♀️😂

I ended up feeling bad in case I should have specifically asked for measurements, but no, people are just stupid

I once asked someone what size a holdall was and they responded "medium" 🤦‍♀️

This is your annual reminder to peel all the sellotape off your wrapping paper before you put it in the recycling ♻️