BoarOnTheFloor

The bench Kyler needs to be spending his time on

The Phil Mickelson hate is bittersweet. On the one hand, he deserves every last bit of it. On the other hand, I am an OG Phil hater of at least 15 years and nobody has ever stopped me and thanked me for my service.

bluesky needs its own magic johnson

It’s been a long season

If this is true, why am I not the Matt Vincenzi of the left yet?

“It’s DEI” they say as they drive by the Christian youth center in rural Oklahoma funded by New Markets Tax Credit

Seeing a lot of “but that’s what banks are for” and boy, do people need to learn how much banks love making distressed loans at reduced rates to help spur community development without any other incentives. Our altruistic financial institutions love doing stuff like that

Look, I love every breed of dog, but can we get Herbstreit a mascot that’s a little less…generic? Unless the idea is that he can just keep replacing them with dogs that look identical with identical personalities. But otherwise, get the dude a terrier or a hound of something

Simply >>> “let’s be clear” in terms of overused and unnecessary words

The mainstream adoption of the word “simply” into everyday speech has simply been an unexpected pleasure. We’re all doing it now, team

@markwarner.bsky.social you enjoying getting botted and grok’ed over on twitter too much to be bothered to post over here about the CDFI Fund or nah?

Trump dismantling the entire CDFI Fund and we get this one mealy mouthed post on bluesky. Democratic reps won’t even put the bare minimum amount of effort into Bluesky unless absolutely necessary

You can see in his eyes the fear as he realizes there’s no more slide

Personal relationship notwithstanding, some crazy fire dream murdered disappears my mother into a mattress and I’m doing more than slapping a bed three times and asking if my father believes me

I walk by that slide every week and wonder if anyone remembers it. Glad to know I’m not alone

I mean, Nancy says I love you to John Depp, watches his (and apparently an entire village worth of) blood get splatted everywhere, then just goes to sleep 20 mins later. Sociopathic behavior

Just rewatched Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time in maybe 30 years. The manner in which these people just DAG about their friends/family/partners getting murdered in their sleep is both hilarious and far too recognizable

Mark Cuban doing whatever he can to prematurely claim that what whatever Pablo is about to drop on him is AI. Our billionaires are dumber than your billionaires

Congrats to the Dodgers for winning another offseason acquisition

The good part of golf twitter is the last vestige of a better time

I’d extend the rule to not being able to perform an Eminem fight song as an older, rich dude while your organization is getting its doors blown off in a national stage. Both impressive and embarrassing

/ducks from stones thrown for posting a Twitter link

The Shotgun Start on X: "We have obtained video of PGA President Don Rea singing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” on Saturday night of the Ryder Cup as the USA trailed 11.5-4.5, as first reported by @trlkershaw. https://t.co/3AWhhQARuJ" / X We have obtained video of PGA President Don Rea singing Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” on Saturday night of the Ryder Cup as the USA trailed 11.5-4.5, as first reported by @trlkershaw. https://t.co/3AWhhQARuJ

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I’m sad that this site doesn’t have the Don Rea video circulating yet. Shocking footage, needs to be viewed in a community setting

To anyone who has watched Terrifier 3 and Bring Her Back on consecutive nights during this Halloween season, just know that you are seen and heard. We’re in this together.

I, too, would like to stay wherever will have me after I become useless.

Well someone’s not getting the benefit of a pro-America crowd at a golf tournament this week

Nothing says big strong man like a guy who can’t keep eye contact without squirming

Rasmus is well rested

The dudes running our government grew up on buttrock and Surge and every speech reflects that