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BoarOnTheFloor

@boarish.bsky.social

Widely considered the world’s foremost Boston Common Ballfrogs aficionado. WTGL brand ambassador. Euro Ryder Cup Team emotional consultant. Lawyer (not helpful). Multi-time dog foster failure. Lover.

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Look how far we’ve come. From Jupe Stinks and the Ballfrauds to playoff combatants. Just goes to show that anything can happen in #thisleague

04.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As much as I hate watching Min Woo on the PGA Tour, his brand of bullshittery golf and a slight twinge of personality is perfect for TGL

04.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aberg hitting putts on Bermuda greens 👀

04.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cenote is too gimmicky

04.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and honestly good for Fastball for not getting last billing

03.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait. So we get a plain old O.A.R. set AND a super special O.A.R. set...with friends? 2026 is healing.

03.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Underdog Makes Major Job Cuts in Pivot to Prediction Markets Underdog has undergone a significant round of layoffs, including cutting two-thirds of its fraud operations team.

These companies are going to really regret leaning into prediction markets. One of the enjoyable parts about best ball and DFS is that it is hard to truly exploit by dirty means. These markets are primed for exploitation and users will get hurt.
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03.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to the Challenge-Industry crossover, though

03.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah that’s what happens when the competitors are completely tone deaf. They’ve improved a lot but you can’t fix a lack of personality

03.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every rose has its thorn. You don’t become the preeminent professional sim golf league by not listening to the fans. They will get better.

Although I’m shocked that anyone was excited to see Collin do anything.

03.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dominic Hasek, the last living liberal NHL player

03.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any given Sunday in this league

02.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a finish. And what a gutsy performance by Jupe. Running on fumes and taking the fresher and more talented Frogs team to the brink

02.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reverse jinx of the cench! What a golf shot

02.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tom Sim, born for this

02.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta leave Keegan at home for the playoffs. Cannot have a performance like this under the bright lights

02.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Max Homa single-handedly dispelling the rumors that golfers aren’t athletes. Putting on a show at the Cog then making the trek all the way to the Sofi for a full night of high-stakes golf? You don’t see hockey players doing that

02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The classic design of Stinger allows shotmakers to make shots

02.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not exaggerating when I say that Rory McIlroy just hit the greatest shot in professional golf history

02.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Normalize on-air analysts talking about how their parlays busted. If Melo losing his parlay because Payton Prichard had an off night dissuades one dummy from placing a 10-team “sure thing” parlay then we’re well on our way to healing

02.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stellar cameo to end the Industry season. Ask me what else happened this season and I wouldn’t have the proper vocabulary to start to explain

02.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Revisiting this, I refuse to allow TGL to be judged by its weakest specimen. The sim can't possibly account for how little dawg Shane has in him. If anything, this just proves why the Bay is barely a fringe playoff team despite having Sim Golf Avatar Ludvig and Dr. Chippinski.

01.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure even his family looked away

01.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a spectacular meltdown. It's like Spieth at Augusta except every other golfer in the field stinks and nobody cares about this tournament.

01.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 3

Shane Lowry is committing war crimes right now.

01.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hand up, this was bad process. The two certainties in life are (1) the sun will rise every morning and (2) Taylor Moore in red states. I promise I’ll be better

01.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s not going to have sex with you, NPR

01.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I don’t think it is going to happen, but Lowry winning today and breaking his forever streak of not winning would be proof that TGL is the predominant golf league of our times. Simple as that

01.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You tell ‘em, Chris! Make every last one of them regret their choices by asking them to pick up the tab at the next karaoke night! Game night just got a lot more interesting, Senator!

01.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But if they didn’t? An all international Masters? Sign me up

01.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0