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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)

@dhaosgestalt.bsky.social

AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home, 🔞NSFW The ☭🏳️‍🌈 your grandma warned you about My username is the same everywhere I exist. Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info

2,152 Followers  |  1,117 Following  |  3,675 Posts  |  Joined: 27.09.2023
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Was getting changed and was like "damn. She cute."

26.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 70    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

A loves letter.

24.02.2026 10:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know what I'll learn from you yet. But I hope I don't have to put a timeline on it.

24.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I look for the beauty in the broken, discarded, and neglected because of you.
8 months.

24.02.2026 10:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I stopped trying to hide my feelings because of you.
6 months
I started to laugh more because of you.
8 months
I try to listen more when people speak less because of you
9 months

24.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I started to talk more softly when others talked louder because of you.
Eleven years
I stopped trying to build something from nothing because of you
4 months.

24.02.2026 10:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I feel like I've been run through an emotional trash compactor, but at least I look cute!

23.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A front shot of a hairy individual. It shows clearly defined muscles in the chest and shoulder, as well as a few bite marks on their right shoulder.

A front shot of a hairy individual. It shows clearly defined muscles in the chest and shoulder, as well as a few bite marks on their right shoulder.

A front view of the same person, they have headphones and glasses on, and they're pulling their shorts down just enough to fully reveal the abdominals.

A front view of the same person, they have headphones and glasses on, and they're pulling their shorts down just enough to fully reveal the abdominals.

I like that my tits are big enough to hide my arm, cause I know my arms aren't small. It's giving busty 🤭

Post workout pics 😘

22.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When they tell you something and all you can think is:

"Wouldn't matter. I'd only have eyes for you."

🫣

21.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We stan, for them, to never stand again.
🙌

20.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NYT asks what should happen now that the Epstein files have been "fully released" 🙄

Here's my pitch - full castration and public shaming of literally every perpetrator. Let's start there and see what follows 🤷‍♂️

19.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sometimes you just need to be turned out by @dhaosgestalt.bsky.social 😝😎

15.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/smzz...

Go follow this stud cause he's cute and sexy and has a nice butt 🫣

15.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Zahilay's first executive order bars ICE from King County-owned properties In his first executive order since becoming King County executive in November, Girmay Zahilay has barred immigration authorities from conducting enforcement activities in non-public areas of county-ow...

The order, which Zahilay signed Thursday and goes into effect immediately, includes several actions meant to strengthen protections and services for immigrant and refugee communities in the county.

12.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 69    🔁 21    💬 0    📌 1

I just learned that for every one person who tuned in or watched after the fact the white bread baby fucker half time show, 23.3 watched bad bunny.

(132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths)

Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.

09.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me December of 2025

Me December of 2025

Me January if 2020

Me January if 2020

When back through my photos with my boyfriend last night after we had our fun, and just was really proud of myself. Not even in a conceded kinda way but in a "wow I did that" kinda way.

Just really happy with my progress

08.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A close up of a hairy asshole, it is dripping cum from 7 different guys, and the person is holding the jock strap up away from it.

A close up of a hairy asshole, it is dripping cum from 7 different guys, and the person is holding the jock strap up away from it.

How it ended
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07.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 34    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A grinning hairy individual wearing a red and black jock strap, they're laying back in a sling with their hands behind their head

A grinning hairy individual wearing a red and black jock strap, they're laying back in a sling with their hands behind their head

How it started

07.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 57    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Finally working a job, and building a career, that makes me feel like what I do matters.

Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.

05.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get your ass over here then 😈

02.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A pair of hairy individuals, one is straddling the other and has their dick inside them. The still is caught at the moment before the thrust. A beam of light is flaring just past the receptive bottoms dick head.

A pair of hairy individuals, one is straddling the other and has their dick inside them. The still is caught at the moment before the thrust. A beam of light is flaring just past the receptive bottoms dick head.

Sometimes you just need to rut 😈

02.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 96    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Tfw someone you've had a crush on for ages asks *you* to hook up with them

🫠🫠🫠

30.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If you have experience with this relationship structure history in a long distance relationship, even better

24.01.2026 10:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genuine question for other poly folks:

Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?

24.01.2026 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TFW you realize you spent 5 hours fucking 🫠

Time sure flies when you're having fun.

14.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spitting nothing but the truth there

09.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just had some idiot on sniffies light into me for looking "flabby in some pics and too young in others. Use up to date pics"

Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.

07.01.2026 03:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why do I start crying every time I finish a book these days?

27.12.2025 23:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0