Goredolf Musik

》》you always get me brother

(How pathetic it is that he doesn't even hesitate to agree to a dinner date he's being forced to pay for)

Well, I suppose if you're that needy for the company, I should agree on such an occasion. I hope you've a place in mind, given this celebration is for you.

》》She's so gorgeous I need to do indecent things to her

(Played as the fiddle once more. That damned card can rack up credit the size of a small kingdom. He's totally screwed in the coming weeks, he just knows it)

Yes, well, if there's one thing I know about you it's that money matters more than thr world itself. It wasn't a tricky gift.

. . . Uh... well...

(This backfired immediately, and suddenly he's left with almost no options. How far is he willing to go for Koyanskaya? Regrettably, stupidly, and undeniably, far too far)

Ahem. Right, of course. Here you are then.

(He pulls his wallet out holds out the bright gold card)

(Sputtering near instantly. Damned wet cat of a woman)

W-Well of course I've prepared plenty. In fact, I dare say I've got exactly what you're looking for if you'd like to guess what it is.

Hrm. Very well, I suppose it's only proper to state happy birthday.

Very good. I expect to see results fast in the coming days.

I'm unsure if that's a good thing to feel right now.

As is, please attend to the things not yet crossed out yet.

Please recognize who it is that you're getting rid of.

The scales tip in very peculiar ways depending on the act and who it's done to.

It depends on how much you want to reach the gates of heaven I suppose.

As you might have noticed, we are the only people left alive.

As you might have noticed, we require very specific items.

@deadlydisplay.bsky.social

Here you are, miss Ellenmeyer.

(Handing off a binder of instructions)

Of course. It seems we're still on the same page, so I won't push the idea of any further training onto you at this time.

But onto other matters, have you any field data from that labyrinth of theirs today? I believe today's the day field ops goes off to party.

》》very good to know but also those 2 on a board means she's absolutely got so much more weird that she hasn't shown yet and that I can't wait to see

I understand that being my right hand is very exciting, but we must remember to be courteous at all times.

If you'd have startled someone else, they may have been terrified! We can't have that.

(Says the man who was terrified)

》》Illyria and the man in black have me truly scared of her

?!

(He's not a strong man, not at all, he immediately takes five steps back before pausing to recollect himself and pretend he didn't just cower)

Very good, then I shall expect great results.

And possibly take a class about personal space.

Eh? Well, I mean, of course.

So long as you do your job well and don't cause a ruckus I won't even need to put you through the probationary period.

It places more responsibility on you from the start, but I'm sure you can handle it given these trying times.

(Clearing his throat for a long fucking time, did it just get warmer? Is he sweating?)

Ah. Well... there's only so much time in a day, and most employees don't take kindly to being too close to their boss, so of course I give space.

》》its terrible because Gordy is a good guy he's just stupid and sounds like a total asshole half the time

Half is the minimum, miss Sessyoin. I happen to be a professional at moving people around to better fit the big picture, so I'm sure with the right amount of time I can slim you down to a third of what you're currently at.

I see. Very well, Tara, where were you stationed before this?

I admit I've struggled to keep track of the staff, but I fear with you I'm drawing a complete blank.

Well, few can properly match up to the dedication and work ethic that a Musik has.

(He's basically posing as he says this and it makes him look like a fucking loser)

If we're lucky, perhaps we can lessen your workload by half or more. Then I will be ordering you to some time off.

》》first Koyanskaya now this someone PLEASE save this man all he can do is be played like a fiddle

Wha..? Did that really happen yesterday? Hm... well! I'm a very busy man, so it makes sense that there's finally someone back at my side to assist me besides Meuniere.

Ah... what was your name again?

(Nearly JUMPING out of his shoes)

Y-Yes?? What can I do for you??

(Sneeze!)

Why have I suddenly received an ominous feeling.