Mor-TIT-cia ♡🗡️🦇🇵🇷

Bacalao guisada and bacalaitos are my fav way to eat it! 🤤🤤

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Literally me waiting for my daughter to get ready..

“You ever wonder if the FBI agent assigned to your phone ever falls in love with you?”

My husband wouldn’t even last 7 mins in a 3 some.

I feel like, the reaction a parent has when they drop their kid off at school, and their kid says they forgot their backpack, is universal.

I got TWENTY TWO spam calls today alone, and it’s like this every FUCKING day! I think it’s time to change my number. I have had enough!

11:11

So now the US is carrying strikes out on Ecuador? Jeezus fuck!

I took a mental health day today, but idk how much good that did me.

That time I fucked up my bangs and someone called me Lord Farquad from shrek.

I love that you’re taking singing lessons. We should all take up classes to better ourselves in anyway.

I’ve had 3 panic attacks in the span of 3 weeks, 2 just this week with no other anxiety type symptoms. They are coming out of nowhere with no warning, and they are SCARY. I’ve been racking my head to find triggers but have come up with NOTHING out of the ordinary.

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Whenever women say “men ain’t shit!”, I just be in the back like lol

Es que mi cama huela de ti.

Warm pink sugar will always be my signature scent.

Something sticky got on my phone, so why not wipe down ALL my devices at once to appease the OCD gods.

I got a cash app notification and it was just my February statement that’s available for view. WOMP*

When a goddess knows her true power.

#findom #paypig #cashcow #footfetish #feet #humanatm #walletdrain

You belong at my feet.

#findom #paypig #cashcow #humanatm #walletdrain #feet #feetfetish #footfetish

Keep a pic of me inside your wallet.

This is my fav friend right now. Always gets the job done right.

My sub had me taking foot content in the aisle at Publix, and the soda man restocking was watching me. It was quite hilarious.

Friend. That skin of yours is GLOWING!!

A hard lesson for me was everybody is responsible for their own healing and they don't gotta wait for you to catch up. You really love someone you won't drag them down and lessen them while you handle your shit.

Peace

Letting all my calls go thru the iPhone call screener. If my iPhone assistant causes you to hang up and not leave a message, I wish you the day you deserve and you will NEVER get thru to me.

Women cannot heal all of the issues men face. Idc if we’re the more emotionally intelligent gender. At some point, men have to do the heavy lifting for themselves.

And tell the truth

In my profession, I love being able to call a man a small dicked, pathetic, piece of nothing under my feet!

Thank you, friend! I appreciate you.