@joffocakes.bsky.social
The same one from twitter only less so.
was walking the dog in a wee lane nearby and saw some cyclists up ahead so stood aside for them to pass. There were 82 of them.
12.11.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0more time has passed since the release of super mario bros
12.11.2025 10:12 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wanna feel old? Why?
06.11.2025 20:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*Big hair metal stadium rock voice*
"HOW MANY AE YOUS ARE FUCKIN' SCUNNERED WAE IT?!"
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/// YEEEEAAAAAH! \\\\
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any yous hud it up tae high doh
06.11.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah it's a scorcher. We use it to bring the heat up a bit in curries and chilli or as a dip for chicken but it's easy to accidentally use too much.
03.11.2025 23:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i don't know who needs to hear this but a tree just fell in the woods
03.11.2025 20:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The lamp shadow in this coffee shop makes it look like Galactus is looming in this picture.
02.11.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0getting a train to london on friday and it feels like the news is pulling some truman show shit to change my mind
03.11.2025 09:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The naga absolutely obliterated the pickled onion flavour
03.11.2025 09:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
made me think of this
02.11.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0truly living
02.11.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watching The Terrifier for the first time tonight but his maw forgot to pack pyjamas.
02.11.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They honestly nailed the exact pickled onion flavour. It tastes like being 8 years old.
02.11.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Heinz Monster Munch Pickled Onion flavour mayo (which is better than I thought it would be) and Mr Naga Hot Pepper Pickle (which is always hotter than I think it will be) stirred into a blend in a wee container.
They are sending me to a prison for combining Mr Naga with Pickled Onion Monster Munch mayonnaise.
02.11.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0PS5 has started randomly shutting off again. Very frustrating machine.
02.11.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Coatbrig' High
Never die
downloaded fortnite to see simpsons feel old and bewildered then delete
02.11.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they deleted your save
01.11.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you've to give your wee cousin a shot of the computer
01.11.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Edgar Allan Poe's The Oblong Box aka The Cheeky, Nosey Bastard
30.10.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sorry, gonna have to cancel tonight's stream
30.10.2025 17:49 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0did the pied piper write this
30.10.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Frankenstein's fella, except the head is a Forfar bridie.
Bridie Frankenstein
30.10.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the biggest mechanic in the Street Fighter series is Abigail
29.10.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Copyrighted narrative
Adult hairy relative
saying "oh my god they're so young in this!" any time there's a child in a film
26.10.2025 20:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
was it this prick?!
25.10.2025 21:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a classic of the genre
25.10.2025 21:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Name something you feel before you buy it"
"Excited".
