I expect the Wikipedia status page to report a sudden outage due to unexpected demand any minute now.
01.03.2026 20:10 —
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Wrong. Some people absolutely would drive from Truro to Rugby for a pork pie. And even more people would buy the book even if they didn't make the trip. Write the book. Get it published.
01.03.2026 13:55 —
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Or they should be bloody well hung.
27.02.2026 23:07 —
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I reckon the OP has encountered Excel's delightful habit of stripping leading 0s from numbers.
27.02.2026 22:34 —
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Be careful. A lazy colleague used to bunk off early and use the delayed send feature to send his end-of-day e-mails at 17:25. He got rumbled when one of his end-of-day e-mails got sent the next morning at 07:25.
27.02.2026 22:31 —
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Wasn't Hale-Bopp that song by Hanson?
23.02.2026 18:07 —
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He sounds a bit… ybred.
23.02.2026 14:20 —
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That’s because “munch of fives” is now the new slang for a fist.
23.02.2026 12:35 —
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Ben Liebrand ain't got nothing on Sweep.
22.02.2026 16:29 —
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This is true. I do, and I don’t.
22.02.2026 14:48 —
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How long before some yoof takes a chainsaw to it?
22.02.2026 10:53 —
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I always assumed that Impreza drivers were thoughtful enough to warn potential romantic conquests of medical risks.
21.02.2026 15:20 —
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A dicklodopus? A diplodickus? Another dinosaur whose taxonomy could be twisted to make a low-quality dick joke?
21.02.2026 11:07 —
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My morning is deficient in hot drink sediment, sadly.
21.02.2026 11:05 —
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“Pays homage to”
20.02.2026 19:34 —
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It’s sex with someone you love.
20.02.2026 19:17 —
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...are better than Chevy adverts.
20.02.2026 09:09 —
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Have you not learned anything? It's "the wife", not "wife".
20.02.2026 09:09 —
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YouTube video by The Private Gentlemen's Yacht Club
The Private Gentlemen's Yacht Club - Biscuitkünt
youtu.be/T2-uEHL2zjo
19.02.2026 11:06 —
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That’s my Christmas present sorted.
18.02.2026 21:43 —
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Have you ever thought that a tenner for 400 tea bags is far too cheap? Want to impress your friends and neighbours with your taste, discernment and refinement? If so, then may I suggest spaffing the thick end of 300 quid up the wall on... this:
www.fortnumandmason.com/the-mother-o...
17.02.2026 18:03 —
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Yes, it’s not bad. Worth a listen. Or even a watch, should a live performance occur.
17.02.2026 13:31 —
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Wait staff haven't been taught how to read cutlery, either; far too often they try to take plates away before the meal is finished. It's not hard to look at the positioning of the cutlery and work out if the diner has finished or not.
17.02.2026 13:29 —
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If you’d met some of my colleagues…
16.02.2026 14:51 —
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What if the drink in my hand is a cup of tea?
16.02.2026 14:06 —
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Cuntigrade
16.02.2026 13:43 —
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Another name for “big house” is “prison”.
16.02.2026 13:42 —
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They *are* from 1981. They never age.
16.02.2026 11:31 —
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