No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
05.03.2025 02:30 β π 9189 π 1907 π¬ 166 π 153@stephanietolliver.bsky.social
ACD. Mom of 3. Probably hiding in the bathroom.
No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.
05.03.2025 02:30 β π 9189 π 1907 π¬ 166 π 153A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
Never Forget
10.02.2025 01:03 β π 7301 π 943 π¬ 36 π 11Stop letting unfunny men tell you thereβs something wrong with you for not getting their βjokesβ. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use βit was a jokeβ for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
25.01.2025 15:56 β π 7404 π 1178 π¬ 138 π 103Here is how to disable Copilot in Word on a Mac. My version was slightly different. It was this:
Expand "Word" menu > Preferences > Personal Settings > Privacy > go down to "Connected Experiences" and click Manage Connected Experiences > uncheck all the boxes > restart Word (cont'd)
Extremely proud of my friend who was interviewed for this.
13.01.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βToday I woke up and chose violenceβ you are afraid to call a restaurant on the phone
12.01.2025 02:55 β π 1876 π 185 π¬ 15 π 10Fact: The Counting Crows lyric βitβs been a long Decemberβ was written halfway through the first day of December.
01.12.2024 16:17 β π 7003 π 420 π¬ 140 π 42after MeToo and BLM we had a national conversation about "what if, theoretically, even the rich and powerful could be held accountable" and the next day every techbro in management was a Trump supporter
29.11.2024 23:46 β π 1656 π 348 π¬ 11 π 9Hereβs how I made the tiny scissors and tape dispenser for my gift wrap kit/ornament. Get yours here: bobosnook.etsy.com
27.11.2024 22:18 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.
Me: Like Cornholio?
My pt: Yes.
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference ππΎππΎππΎ
26.11.2024 17:18 β π 35962 π 4353 π¬ 880 π 577Finally kicking back with the new season of Silo
27.11.2024 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will never put my work email on my phone. If it's not important enough to call or text me after hours, it can wait until I take my unnecessary and dumb commute into the office.
26.11.2024 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She was assigned the rolls; Iβve never envied an 81-year-old widow more in my life.
26.11.2024 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I asked my Mom if we could trade what weβre bringing to Thanksgiving because Iβm having a work meltdown and she said, βHell no, go to Costco.β π
26.11.2024 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lionel Luthor in Smallville.
23.11.2024 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"they won't stop at trans people" - ok even if they did stop at trans people they still need their ass beat, right?
21.11.2024 07:32 β π 13956 π 2826 π¬ 165 π 94Ok, so Threads is going to be the app that pisses me off daily, isnβt it.
19.11.2024 17:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep getting lured to Threads thanks to Instagram, but it seems to be 100% engagement bait by the most insufferable people on Earth?
19.11.2024 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay, when are we all moving to Parler?
19.11.2024 02:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Twitter is nothing but paid blue checks and brands, we have to go back in and rescue the Sesame Street accounts
17.11.2024 00:07 β π 3291 π 388 π¬ 72 π 37A very wise college professor once told me:
If you don't know what kind of day you're going to have until you know another person's mood, leave that boyfriend, leave that boss, leave that wife.
Can someone like text me when Tyson and Logan Paul are up?
16.11.2024 02:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a subreddit for this (r/LeopardsAteMyFace)and itβs GREAT.
15.11.2024 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that Iβm here, Iβll be posting soon. Meanwhile, hope youβll check out my podcast. Not just for guitarists, for people who live good music. www.fretspodcast.com
11.11.2024 18:46 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1mental health break? you bet it did
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