dustin Couch

just had the thought "if i were you i would go ahead and eat lunch" what do you mean IF you were me. who are you if not me

"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.

i don't care about your little inside jokes. shut the fuck up and talk about ExpressVPN

loudly sighing and drying my hands off mid-dishwashing to fast forward the podcast to the next Betterhealth Ad-read

i listen to stuff that faintly plays through a DCOM character's headphones when their mom is yelling at them

watched the new tubi goosebumps movie and liked the end credits song. looked it up and the artist's name is "Lyrical Female Vox" the song is from the album "Mysterious Pop 3" and can be downloaded from the website "Royalty Free Music Cheap"

welcome to spooky things from the internet

- this mario fan game slowly becomes corrupted as you progress

- this is a photo that a couple took while on vacation. when they uploaded it to facebook, commenters noticed a strange figure lurking behind them

- here's a video of a guy dying in a fire

Text exchange: Sender: Hey this is Jake from doordash I'm on my way Receiver: I didn't order anything from doordash Sender: I didn't say you did? Receiver: you're right i'm sorry Sender: No worries be there in 5 Sender: *picture of front door* Let me in

does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?

A screenshot of a reddit comment exchange: ms-paint-sonic: I got a ticket for going 20 miles under the speed limit yesterday :( spyro-64: LMFAO you are SUCH an unhinged chaos gremlin and I am so here for it ms-paint-sonic: please don't say shit like that to me

A Facebook post from Oakview Watch that says: ROADSIDE REBECCA SPOTTED WALKING ALONGSIDE RED LEAF ST. BE CAREFUL IF YOU ARE DRIVING TONIGHT Comments: Jake Jenkins: My big cousin almost hit her once. He is single and christian Meryl Russel: How big is he Meryl Russel: How big is your cousin

A reddit comment exchange: depressedgokux200: you've been stood up DOZENS of times? StraightCoded: yeah it's called putting yourself out there and getting rejected before you even get the chance to prove that you're worth being loved (cry laugh emoji) ms-paint-sonic: do you need someone to talk to StraightCoded: yes

A discord screenshot exchange: lindsayissleepy: Ok but you have to move here first lindsayissleepy: It's getting embarassing telling people that my best friend is from Canada lunargghost: i'm from california lindsayissleepy: that is the same thing

Here's 4 images from my new video go watch The Web Watchers

I got to narrate this! Working on dustin's stuff is so fun. he captures the patois of specific online subcultures so well, it feels like you're really seeing something from another world. check it out babey cause it rules

No one writes funny inane internet comments better than dustin Couch.

(there is 1 jumpscare but it happens pretty much when you're expecting it to)

thanks to @skullmandible.bsky.social for narrating

i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute

the other minutes are on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...

look what you did. i tapped the sign as hard as i could. like from the simpsons. but you didn't listen

remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date

sorry. going through some stuff

fruit loops might as well all be the same color they dont even fucking try

wait if a p flipped upside down that would get it further away from a 9. i fucked up so bad here

the fourth p slowly flips upside down and rotates until it forms a 9

😡

the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie

creepypasta where a guy posts on a message board like "somethings wrong with this vhs star wars tape i got at a garage sale" & the opening crawl is like

Episode IV
A New Hope

There is a man behind you

thank you. you didn't specify which fluid so i'm going to make a cocktail of every fluid i can find

this is comforting to read i hope i have the same luck! sorry about the mononucleosis, which i had to google to learn that's the long word for mono. which makes sense. i should have guessed that

I really like Dimension 20 Rude Tales and Skulltenders

if i'm ever feeling up for it i'll DM you no pun intended

this was comforting to read, thanks! sorry you had it twice but i'm thankful for the data point

thanks! i have an appointment but i don't think it's just going to be handed over to me for sure. i need to look sicklier

I'm sorry that you feel that way too! it's tough to explain to people who don't lurk in the communities, i feel like i made my friends feel like giant germ bags lol

i like season 2 but 3 and 4 are tough to get through but i'm not sure why. i think the dialogue is worse or something. lots of quips

thanks! so far it's nothing bad, i feel like i normally would after getting a booster. like i couldn't run a marathon but i could watch a movie. i guess a couldn't run a marathon either way i've never tried.

i just looked it up, it looks fun. i'll give the first episode a shot. thank you honkers_enjoyer