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Lmaoooo how did I miss this post

05.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7483    πŸ” 1588    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 44

Turns out we may not have to wait for the party to define us.

05.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s on his Nobel Peace Prize World Tour. America be damned.

30.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our government is shutdown, and our β€œpresident” is willing to meet with Kim Jong Un, but not Chuck Schumer.

America first, right?

29.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2760    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 17

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

11.09.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 84326    πŸ” 21060    πŸ’¬ 2301    πŸ“Œ 1823
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CONGRESS MUST SAY NO!!!!

06.09.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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I hadn’t seen this and I frankly love it

01.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚

30.08.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

23.08.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

@flutfluf.bsky.social omg πŸ˜‚

17.08.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Excuse me 9-1-1 I just witnessed a murder

17.08.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3513    πŸ” 547    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 48
Google's Gemini AI tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes' before repeating 'I am a disgrace' 86 times in succession

Google's Gemini AI tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes' before repeating 'I am a disgrace' 86 times in succession

I'll admit, I was skeptical when they said Gemini was just like a bunch of PhDs. But I gotta admit they nailed it.

17.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7304    πŸ” 1662    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 163
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β€œTACO” Trump vs β€œFAFO” Newsom. I’m here for it.

14.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTACO” Trump vs β€œFAFO” Newsom

14.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they will - even though in the same breath they will say that they have eradicated all β€œillegal aliens” from this country.

14.08.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg yes

13.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 27888    πŸ” 6166    πŸ’¬ 682    πŸ“Œ 305
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Trump’s birthday is already a holiday! OMG what if they make it β€œTrump Flag Day” and all we see are MAGA flags 😳 omg what if they make the MAGA flag the new US flag

27.07.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare…

Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?

19.07.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 24992    πŸ” 6423    πŸ’¬ 1276    πŸ“Œ 561
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β€œSo let me get this straight…”

Klepper clowns Trump’s ridiculous theory that Obama/Comey/Biden created the Epstein files β€œhoax” β€” only to never release them as he got elected president twice.

18.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13

The Emmy that Stephen Colbert is now inevitably going to win in September should be quite a moment. The ceremony will be airing on, you guessed it, CBS.

18.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2466    πŸ” 350    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17

This may be a bit much ... but early on in my time of caring for my mother (she has dementia) I was driving her to the doctor. She'd long lost interest in music but when "Take it Easy" came on the radio she started gyrating in the passenger seat like a lottery winner.

Music is magic. #AT40

12.07.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 579    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 2
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It is insane, joe rogan. But you were warned repeatedly, yet you helped get him elected and helped let this happen. It’s good that you’re speaking up, but please be honest with yourself about the role you played here.

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