pastels💫

lida pokemon drawn over the 'i drink a lot of water i piss a lot of pee' meme

za is a pokemon game for loser adults who still have a twelve-year-old with 600 hours in pokemon x in their heart. chuuni dimension solidifies this for me. it's better than anything they've done in many years.

i will never spend a cent on bandori again 🙏

kuromi anon is a biohazard. critical support

ANYTHING to feel like they have a job

you would not believe the kind of exorsexist storms we were weathering in their damn Discourse Quarantine threads trying to convince a community moderator that "he/him means male but they/them could mean any gender" is not reason to try and arbitrarily assign a gender to every they/them in the game

we taught this monkey to understand the hollow knight wiki's gender policy and he killed himself

it only sticks out to me as it does because taunie's differing dialogue reads as being so much more considerate and inoffensive that i genuinely can't understand how she's copping *any* flack for hallucinations like 'not saying sorry' because she is So consistently accomodating to the player 😭

fwiw i've compared a lot of scenes and i would say urbain's generally more flippant and sarcastic to a notable degree. there's one response in a certain postgame scene wherein urbain is *way* less accomodating to the player's sensitivities… but they're still both Fundamentally Kind Caring People?!

like they're young adults in their late teens at their absolute oldest i *assure* you there are way more insufferable and destructive ingrained personality flaws to suffer at their age resulting from way less sympathetic cause/effect. i love my scumbag son he is so heroic and naive and impulsive.

urbainie are probs the most well-characterised friend/rival characters we've had in this series and yet people hate their ass because they cause problems and lowkey fuck over their friends without an ensuing Band Story-type arc of getting Scolded, Learning From Their Mistakes, and Saying Sowwy. Sad!

you havent seen half of it hes literally in love with me.

many of you owe ryu nakayama an apology

seeing the reze movie in a theatre that is otherwise completely empty, as god intended. will report back.

cheering and clapping

Checking in on reddit

meowning

legends za ranked is so good when youre sniping a stack of three from halfway across the map with [SPOILER MOVE] but so so humiliating when you're bottom fragging because you refuse to stop spamming [SPOILER MOVE] for clipfarming reasons

urbainie the kind of person to get all their housemates killed in a gas explosion after leaving the stove on while running out to rescue the neighbour's cat from a slightly overgrown hedge

all that to make a tiktok. what happened to shame.

'we need more jerk rivals' until it's a bellboygirl who cooks for their friends but still has a shred of agency

i'm tired of letting people act like the loan shark arc isn't the funniest thing in any of these games i'm just going to start screaming

people saying this about TAUNIE is what slays me because oh my god they could not survive my guy. genuinely comical how much more abrasive some real important dialogue is from that boy

he starts taking estrogen and nothing changes

TYPE NULL MENTIONED THAT'S MY 3#

i guess you're just the goat

jacinthe is my wife and urbain is my son who i'm pretty sure i'm barely older than and he doesn't like either of us at all but he needs the guidance and stability provided by having two nagging lesbians in one's life (people to tell him to stop talking to women like that)

unsure what my code even is on here