Mr. Cellophane

That's some burn...

Probably to try and keep himself relevant as his voice went years ago.

The Trump Mobile T1 Phone is not made in America, specs quietly changed The phone's official page no longer claims that it is built in the US. Not unexpected, but it's strange that the screen dimensions changed and the launch got pushed back.

Well whaddya know....
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Maine coons?

Trump’s
Elon’s
Shattered
Love
Affair

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

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Up?

The House That Dripped Blood contains no blood, fake or otherwise, despite the last segment featuring Jon Pertwee as a vampire.

There’s a book, I believe, discussing Richard Wagner’s Ring Cycle (a series of four epic operas) entitled Penetrating Wagner’s Ring.

“Weird. A friend of mine just suggested I get a potato clock.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I told him that I was in trouble at work for repeated lateness, so he asked me what time my alarm clock was set for, so I told him; half-past eight, so he said, ‘So why don’t you get a potato clock instead?

I bought a spud gun recently but I had to return it. It had a chip in it.

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Where do we start?

Sooty and Sweep
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Roobarb and Custard
The Chuckle Brothers…..

Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!

This word may not be in use much in the US, but the word ‘scrote’ is a perfect description of him.

; Gary Lineker "could not keep quiet" - by which the BBC mean that he DARED to have the humanity to oppose the Israeli genocide in Gaza and refused to be silenced by a broadcaster intent on whitewashing war crimes & throwing out accusations of "anti-semetism" at anyone who refuses to toe the line. 🙄

Blyton Rock
Rankin System

SINbad - a REALLY degenerate sailor.
SINger - Kanye West when attempting Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury
PepSIN - a cola drink past its use by date.

Paul Hogan - Crocs
Born again Christians - Moccasin

Boris Johnson = Johnsons
Former football manager Dave Bassett = Bassett Hounds
David Cameron- Sowseeders

He is full of Sith (sic.), though.

The composer of Carmina Burana, Carl Orff had a brother named Farke who couldn’t stop swearing.

What about a married gorilla?

And while we're on the subject of music, a Hungarian expression for commenting on the quality of someone’s singing is erotikus a hangod, bassza a fülem. It means “your voice is erotic, it fucks my ears”

“When you were born the nurse threw away the baby and handed your parents the umbilical cord by mistake.”

‘What sort of squat did you do in the gym today?’
‘Diddly.’

‘…….than an over?’

If Rev. Spooner had ever been a goalkeeper he may have inadvertently said, at his church services, ‘In the name of the Father, Son and Goalie Host, Amen.’