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God why do I speak out loud

This is a certified baritone moment

All a TikTok ban will achieve is an exponential increase in vpn sales. Just sayin

…is metropolis part 2…a musical?

Nothing says wow I just got a lot accomplished quite like:

(For context, that’s about where the edge of my desk hits my hand)

Oh thank god you’re here. Genuinely one of the first accounts I looked for when migrating to Bluesky.

About halfway through and still haven’t been Wham’d

The Monty Hall problem still has to be one of the dumbest mathematical/statistical problems I’ve ever heard.

Hey can we say the die word on this app is that kosher or do we have to use unalive bc I will not regardless

So it’s officially #Whamageddon season. I went to a party today which was risky. And I tell you what I DID hear Last Christmas, but not by Wham. Safe.

My mom got EIGHT packages in the mail today. Thank god we live in a good neighborhood because we were both asleep until 5pm. Merry Christmas, darling.

This is why I prefer fantasy over sci-fi.

I have so much trouble (as a writer) letting go of being completely scientifically accurate. I’m over here stressing about how to give terraformed Venus continents because I just learned that Venus even has something resembling continents. Let it go, me, use that artistic freedom.

How funny would it be if the alleged sequel to Polar Express was Solar Express and it was about a girl with red hair taking a train to the fucking sun.

Anyways I’m listening to Ultraviolet right now. I miss Strawberry Jam.

Missy: My baby I would die for her she’s so affectionate and sweet and I love her. Would literally kill for this absolute unit. Best girl 1000000/10.

Side note. She consistently looks like she’d rather be anywhere else - while purring up a storm.

Toothless: We both have an agreement that we don’t like each other and that’s okay it doesn’t need to be a big deal. He will occasionally come lay on me and I will sometimes give him rubbins, but I have to get his permission before I do so. I must pass the sniff test.

Nug: I love this rotund specimen but he knows all the right ways to piss me off and is not afraid to use them if I’m not giving him the proper amount of attention. Despises having his picture taken so I have to get him while he’s napping.

My relationship with my cats, a thread.

Foxy: We have a passive awareness of each other but we both have people / cats that we’d rather see. Still, she occasionally will come give me love. Genuinely the most photogenic cat I’ve ever met. Though this may not be a good example of that.

I may be one of the goofiest motherfuckers I’ve ever met. The timestamp is very important to this story.

I’m spiraling hardcore. I really want to break out of this cycle but I can never seem to manage it. I just wish I could apologize, even if it’s not accepted. It’s been ten fucking years and I still can’t let it go.

I’m gonna start using thorn in all of my posts. I’m kidding, but how funny would þat be

I’ve tried to follow as many of my twitter folks as I could but I ran out of patience for the time being