If Springsteen songs have taught you anything, it should be Never marry a girl named Mary.
13.11.2025 01:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@purgatorysmailbox.bsky.social
Sea Witch, Ghost Pirate, Asegi, Minister of Impermissible Acquisitions. Creator/purveyor of Tiki Metal
If Springsteen songs have taught you anything, it should be Never marry a girl named Mary.
13.11.2025 01:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I started with a burning passion against injustice, it's just manifested in road rage.
11.11.2025 19:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tupperware is the purest form of pay it forward.
11.11.2025 07:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to the dude driving a DBS down Scott today. Seriously, if you've got the money why the fuck would you buy a Cybertruck when you could pretend you're James Bond every day?
05.11.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to watch "Trick r Treat," and they recommend "I Can Only Imagine" as a similar suggestion, and u don't even know where to start...
28.10.2025 07:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no, exactly. It's great in principle, but there isn't the network and unity to really make it effective.
26.10.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This likewise frustrates the shit out of me.
26.10.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was just told I'm always serving cunt when I walk into the coffee shop, so I guess I'm doing something right with my life.
26.10.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It has become witch dress and cowboy boot season.
22.10.2025 18:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hot goths in your area are calling from inside the house
19.10.2025 22:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gettin spooky
14.10.2025 22:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"No one earns a billion dollars. People earn $10 an hour, people steal a billion dollars."
- Fran Lebowitz
Why am I hearing calliope music and someone yelling? This is honest real life
11.10.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02025 sees record-breaking wave of anti-trans bills, threatening rights nationwide. queerkentucky.com/anti-trans-l...
09.10.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Admiral!! There be snails here!!!
The snails of OKBB π₯°ππ
Another day, Knight Rider theme still stuck in my head...
06.10.2025 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update: he is now bragging about leaving zero tip after ordering an Espressotini at a beer dive, being turned down, and getting a shitty cosmo. Hope your job is outsourced to robots.
06.10.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone saying a Manhattan is a "Bourbon martini" deserves a full open palm slap. This is a cocktail so it must be like the only other cocktail I know....
06.10.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prepare your kids early for their future
05.10.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just had one of those writing break-throughs at essentially the end of the story that means you have to re-work the whole fucking thing....
03.10.2025 07:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Her powers have just increased
02.10.2025 06:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Working out of the laundromat is more tolerable with this cappuccino, and these airplane bottles of 100p rye I smuggled in my laptop bag. This is me at 45, exactly like Little Taylor imagined life could be.
29.09.2025 19:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last night at last call these two Irish dudes came in to slam Teeling and a beer, and kept singing old folk ballads. Think they were a little disappointed no one was impressed. Shit gets a lot weirder than that around here, boyos, gotta try harder.
28.09.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WWTBaM makes me feel I got an above average geography education in grade school.
Or I just really liked maps.
ASSATA SHAKUR BEAT THE IMPERIALISTS
Assata Shakur fled to Cuba, claimed asylum, lived until an old age while still on the top of the FBI's most wanted list
Let her be an inspirational to us ALL, you are not too weak or small to survive the capitalist death machine. Be like Assata π
It is reprehensible in 2025, with the mad proliferation of no-contact commerce and service, I have to actually CALL spectrum to cancel it. You can buy a whole ass car and never talk to anyone, but I gotta have some poor underpaid fuck from overseas try to convince me to keep WiFi i don't need.
25.09.2025 20:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0