No phones in the secret bits!
04.03.2026 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No phones in the secret bits!
04.03.2026 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
HMS Dragon being loaded up with munitions before deploying to the Med, taken by me today from the bridge of HMS Prince of Wales.
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I am never going to top this photo.
Side fell off
04.03.2026 09:20 β π 40 π 2 π¬ 8 π 0
"Absolutely ludicrous, these are very very strong vessels."
"So what happened in this case?"
"Well, the front fell off in this case by all means, but itβs very unusual."
It'll be deployed on ships next year
03.03.2026 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We're sending HMS Dragon, because sometimes you just need added fierce bow art
03.03.2026 18:54 β π 50 π 3 π¬ 7 π 0"We're now down to the guy who appears to be in charge of paperclip supplies for the IRGC, he... *touches ear* him too? Goddammit."
03.03.2026 18:42 β π 25 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
My analysis of the new US Navy Fighting Instructions is out today.
"If it is relegated to branding rather than action, the hedge strategy may well become yet another in the long list of concepts that naval academics can point to as never making it off the page."
warontherocks.com/2026/03/foun...
Our book is out today! Includes a chapter from me on the history of Joint Strike Fighter
03.03.2026 11:56 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Hearing that the UK is considering sending HMS Duncan to help defend RAF Akrotiri on Cyprus.
She's our newest Type 45 destroyer, optimised for air defence.
Is Trump an Ottoman sultan?
- Everything covered in gold
- Bevy of dense yet scheming sons
- Evil vizier
- Slavic wife + various harem
- Weakened by Russia
- Keeps declaring war on Persia
Had some friends ask if they need to watch the last two World Wars to catch up before this one, but I told them they can probably stick to the Gulf War spin-off series if they're short on time
02.03.2026 21:36 β π 70 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0IFF but both Fs stand for foe
02.03.2026 12:49 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
However badly your day is going, it is not going as badly as the day of the Kuwaiti military top brass
www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
Friends don't let friends experience a geopolitical crisis without sending personalised memes
02.03.2026 07:31 β π 46 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you can spot all the ways in which this list from CENTCOM dealt me psychic damage, you win a small prize
01.03.2026 21:21 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 8 π 1CENTCOM: INDOPACOM must lay down their weapons
01.03.2026 19:39 β π 51 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0For the nerds
28.02.2026 08:32 β π 1118 π 145 π¬ 11 π 5As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
28.02.2026 08:27 β π 6150 π 1820 π¬ 156 π 95
For an administration that is trying so hard to change the Department of Defense to the Department of War, it's amazing how reluctant they are to say "war."
Department of Major Combat Operations won't fit on the sign, I guess.
The first US strikes on Tehran look to be TLAMs launched from USN ships in the Gulf.
28.02.2026 07:55 β π 53 π 14 π¬ 1 π 2He wants his Warmonger badge
27.02.2026 15:25 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Innovation is not the preserve of the great powers, and lowers the cost of entry to fighting them
26.02.2026 19:31 β π 45 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1If you want to read something that runs the full gamut from misguided to just plain incorrect, boy do I have a recommendation for you
26.02.2026 17:53 β π 78 π 9 π¬ 5 π 2A better cosplay if I cause a senior officer to yell "GODDAMNIT"
26.02.2026 15:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Royal Navy: "No photography will be permitted on your visit to the aircraft carrier."
Me: *sadly packing away my Maverick cosplay*
Hearing that the US Fifth Fleet is dispersing out of Bahrain.
Here we go again (derogatory)
I am aware that I should catch up on the SOTU speech because it's, like, my job, but ughhh
25.02.2026 15:58 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0That went very well for him, right? (No spoilers)
24.02.2026 20:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0