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That’s brutal, man. At least you’re ok.

Yay. A car ride!!
(Don’t tell her we’re going to the vet)

Jan Stenerud is 82, just saying.

Everything is terrible. Except for my puppy. My puppy is cute.

Ah, Wednesday night is furry night at Costco. I’ll come better prepared next time.

This may make her love him again.

I choked on my gummy vitamin. Had it killed me, I like to think that I would have at least been amused by the irony in my last moments on Earth

They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.

So true.

I barely post ever yet somehow collect a dozen new pornbots a day. 🤷‍♂️

Like a climber in base camp, Cam studies the possible routes up the Christmas tree.

Let me tell you, there is some serious moonlight out there tonight.

It looks like I'm going to be in Copenhagen for a couple nights in the spring. I've never been there before. I'm really looking forward to seeing the Little Mermaid statue, visiting a museum and getting my vaccine shots

So you knew it was going to be bad but it's actually much worse than that.

I love that movie, watch it with my daughter every year.

It’s windy and wet but our pumpkin game is strong. 10/31/24

I’m full of chili, Ben and Jerry’s and cough medicine. Now I’m vegging in front of the tv having an M Night Shyamalan film festival. First was Trap and now I’m rewatching The Visit. Enjoy your Friday night.

I’m “double thirty” years old today. Yikes.😬

I got you! ❤️

I’ll never tell.

Paid a kid to power wash my driveway and now I need sunglasses to look at it.😎

Be well, be happy!🥂

Of course! This is the only good thing happening in the world 👍

Well shit, I guess I gotta find a mall and buy you an air fryer!

Welp, so much for victory parades.

I guess I can stop hoarding my invitation codes now. I was planning to learn what to do with them but never got around to it. Welp, problem solved.

Got my 4th Covid shot and still no Bill Gates robot mind control or 9G phone service? I’m starting to think that those stories are not true.

That’s good news for me then because I straight hate those fucktards.

That’s a little disturbing