My nephew just told me if I eat smarties (the candy) itโll make you smart๐ญ๐ญ
31.10.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@sleeponari.bsky.social
Itโs all jokes most of the time ๐ Virgo โ๏ธ H-town ๐ค๐พ 2024 SHSU ๐Accounting grad Insta sleeponari Lemon8 sleeponari
My nephew just told me if I eat smarties (the candy) itโll make you smart๐ญ๐ญ
31.10.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like the older ones like
the conjuring, sinister, insidious 2 was decent. Poltergeist and coraline (that shit scary idc)
Honorable mentions
Twitches, a haunted mansion
You know I already said if a zombie apocalypse was to happen Iโm ending it after a week if conditions donโt get better ๐ญ so whose to say I wonโt do the same in a vampire one
31.10.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idk if Iโm a vampire I feel like I could really start living life, get rich fr yk cuz all vampires rich I could have my way out here
31.10.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve traveled with family itโs fun and can be the equivalent of traveling with friends itโs vibe!!!
I wanna travel with my friends soo bad but we can barely plan a day to go out to eat so yea๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ ig they donโt fuck with me like that
Ole punk ass Chauncey ๐ญ and med school need her one on one with drew to this day
30.10.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Affirm be cool and all but they canโt ever process a return correctly. Then wanna have me pay for something I cancelled/returned like nah gone head close my account
30.10.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yโall ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐
29.10.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2Do cockeyed people know they cockeyed? And how do you ask someone if they cross eyed? (In a nice way)
27.10.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not me about to talk shit about my power being off cuz the storm wasnโt that bad and then my shit pops back on let me stay humble real quick ๐ญ
25.10.2025 12:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wouldโve had to restrain me in handcuffs, you den drugged my baby and abused him gone head throw me under the courthouse ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
24.10.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And why didnโt the moma catch her after court or try to snatch her in the courtroom???!!!
24.10.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Shut up that shit was scary and we watched it at night too at that
24.10.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The very first insidious movie we rented it out of Redbox thing and only thing I rm to this day is that scary ass red room and door. I have yet to rewatch the movie as an adult
24.10.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Girl I just watched this episode and she said it proudly too like maโam youโre going to jail!!!
24.10.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fixing some things around the house
Vehicle maintence
Paying off a lil bit of debt
And investing/ flipping the rest gotta start a business or sum
But I donโt think no powder coming from a plant maybe you gotta make it. Bc donโt it start from a rock???๐ญ Iโm finna go watch the drug shows and see what I come up with
22.10.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nahh now you got me thinking how you make/ get that shit? Let me go rewatch snowfall๐ญ
21.10.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Are they bringing peplum tops back b/c Iโm here for it!!!!๐letโs go ahead and bring that business casual club look back as well while we at it๐ ๐พ
21.10.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So yea I just came off that carnival cruise and they for sure still playing hip hop/ rap songs lol we literally was in the club listening to back that azz up gone head book yall cruise ๐ ๐พ
21.10.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was born by the river I was shaking that
10.10.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bake and make ice cream floats ๐ญ the baking feels like an accomplishment and ice cream floats are just delicious and comforting
10.10.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is a jezebel the younger version of a harlot?
10.10.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cajun and lousiana rub
10.10.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Someone said โhe lost the battle the black and white way.โ
09.10.2025 21:14 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 12I canโt lie yes but his brother Shawn he still was top 5 finest of the wayans
10.10.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Idk what it was but stomach was hurting that last time I ate it
10.10.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I knew I wasnโt tripping
10.10.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh okay thought I was tripping bc my stomach sure was hurting that last time
10.10.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0