Christine Kent

did no one watch/read The Godfather???? They talked about Vito Corleone not using the phone because he was afraid the feds would record conversations and splice them together to look incriminating. I won't even email mild critiques of clients/colleagues -- I use the old-timey phone!!!!

Had one steal the veggie burger out of the bun while the burger was halfway to my mouth, I kid you not (in Malibu)

"Christ, what an asshole"

Absolutely. And I believe he apologized profusely.

now stop that

Knows nothing about buying groceries, not sure what "groceries" are

He‘s hating on the cats??? Even bigger asshole than I thought

Me too and thank you

Does one get barfy up there?

Reach across the aisle??? Oh fuck these people. There is zero, ZERO reaching by the entrenched racists.

they'll have to pry iced coffee from my frostbitten dead hands

wearing a sweater for the first time since April and it's GLORIOUS

Damn, I've been following you for quite a while (here and on the hellsite), and somehow missed this book. Just ordered as it's the kind of sweetly nerdy book the dude and I can read on a chilly winter's night. Will also be thinking about gifting it. Best wishes for your recovery.

I spend a good deal of time telling people who insist something is not being covered exactly where it’s being covered and how to read it.

Agree 100 percent.

About $4k for us too (see post below) so the summer's vacations have been limited to mooching off of other people's vacation houses 😅

@karenattiah.bsky.social similar w/our cat (14). Stopped eating for four days; vets guessed everything from a one-off digestive issue to lymphoma(!!!). He's fine now -- likely a parasite; the two 3-yr-old cats also had mild symptoms. Vet said, "Maybe someone ate a bug?" 😄

also sorry I called you a human. Too generous!

Tell me one lie that he told, you deluded human.

lol

The fuck is wrong with these people

Going tomorrow at 8am if those clowns can delay until then

Should I send to him

Same.

If I had the power to kill people just by wishing them to die, there would be dead bodies scattered all over the place. But I don't, so there aren't.

yeah we don't need that word...

"miffed" is a word that was made expressly to be used about cats.

Is it at all possible for our goddamned party to look forward??? It's not just the media doing this. The fuel is being fed by the pundits who repeat these themes.

Just burst out laughing, but deep, dark scary laughing, at Missy "What About Meeeeee"

May I steal this one please (with credit of course)