Meditating Monkey

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The Epstein class would have you believe that it is necessary to strip away services from 99% of Americans in order to help them gain more wealth. Because somehow that’s good for America? 🤔

Imagine any other G7 or even G20 country being run by such a shower of corrupt incompetent fuckpots.

trump will bankrupt the USA

Solid advice 🤭

@dccartoonist.bsky.social

A heartfelt and somewhat incredible truth about the last decade with this monster in the news 24/7.

Trump thinks bombing Iran will cause a revolution. He's an ignorant moron. In the face of a foreign invasion by the US and Israel, the citizens of Iran are consolidating their support for the regime, not trying to overthrow it. Nothing brings people together like a threat from outside.

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Jasmine Crockett and James Talarico were BOTH incredible candidates yesterday. They are BOTH great candidates tomorrow. Lot of understandable emotions tonight.

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“…I guess Winston Churchill was as abstinent as I am…”

- Dr. Jane Goodall

Objection: What Happened in Dallas County Was Not a Glitch What happened in Dallas County tonight should scare the hell out of you.

What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seen—and it happened in a *primary*.

In March. Imagine November.

I broke it down here:

open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

CNN: More than 1,000 civilians killed in Iran since war began, rights group reports By Helen Regan More than 1,000 people, including children, have been killed in Iran since the war began on Saturday, according to US-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA). The rights group said as of Tuesday afternoon ET, at least 1,097 civilians had been killed, including 181 children. More than 5,400 civilians, including 100 children, have been injured, HRANA reported. The group said its report is preliminary and is veritying hundreds more reported deaths.

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

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“My father was born in a small German village at the foot of the Alps.” — Senile Satan

Narrator: His father was born in the Bronx, New York. He’s senile.

President Trump: “Sometimes you can only decide why war is necessary after you’ve started it.”

They cut Meals on Wheels for seniors, doctors for the VA, and food for American children - but send billions of taxpayer dollars to the Middle East for an unnecessary war of choice.

Watch this.

19 minutes and $12 to get meds at a public Chinese hospital. Without insurance.

As we slash Medicaid to start unnecessary wars and cut taxes for the rich. 🇺🇸

We should all be so much angrier than we are. It doesn’t have to be this way. #MedicareForAllNOW

BREAKING: Cornyn and Paxton have been forced into a runoff. Hahaha

BOTH Democratic U.S. Senate candidates should be furious about how this is being handled in Texas.

It benefits one candidate today. But the same chaos that helped them in the primary can absolutely burn them the general.

Deadly distractions

Look at this smug little know-nothing chode.

We’re fucked.

Naturally.

@bloomberg.com

Sharp: “This is a patient who was in active psychosis without decision-making capacity...who cannot advocate for themselves. Our understanding is that this is someone who didn't even know who they are, where they are, or even what ICE was in the moment that they were discharged.”

WAR CRIMES DON'T HIDE SEX CRIMES!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!