Katie Jercov

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

the sacred chant has been chunt

cry havoc, and let slip the Alf hogs of war

(they have to be wearing little Santa hats tho, I don’t make the rules)

Treat yourself to the the alt text here

And let it show you what alt text can do if you let it

"the wages of sin are death!" - sinner

I literally gasped

yes yes yes

bsky.app/profile/liza...

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children

The world has wondered for years, and now, we finally know

This is exactly how you suck a fuck

Girl is BIG mad she wasn’t invited to this party

The issue with Neoliberalism isn't that it doesn't work, it's that it only works once. You can sell the family silver once, you can strip the copper out of the walls once, you can burn the furniture to keep warm once. But then you have to come up with something else!

I wish “melty” was a word used by the weather presenters

Good morning, it’s 36 degrees and melty out there, stay aware of falling snowmelt from sunlit rooftops, there’s lots of guano in there

That all having been said, Reality Labs lost nearly $18B last year with no end in sight so the metaverse investment is nearly US homelessness sized. They have set so much money on fire!

bsky.app/profile/tznk...

Civilization has peaked

Snap to assumption much?

Masking is great. In this case it’s irrelevant to the stranger whose mentions you jumped into for imaginary snark points

but go off queen, you’re killing it

can i perhaps make some tips today to offset the cost of commuting to my grandma's for hospice care every day? i am quickly falling behind on bills and it's scaring me.

goal 0/50
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cashapp/venmo frecklesandframes

Bandcamp is waiving fees today and giving all artists 100% of sales so go buy some fuckin music

mighty joe young would have never gotten bodied by that taxi

I didn’t get the job :/

Yeah same like I’m pretty sure these encounters aren’t being totally fabricated, but docs don’t really look into the sequelae any further than “stoners, amirite?”

huh, that’s interesting… so a significant stressor could (anecdotally) be a precursor

My special Bullshit Antennae started pulsating and smoking

Q for the stoners:

Have you personally, or has anyone you know, developed cannabis hyperemesis syndrome? (aka “scromiting”)

I’ve read hundreds or anecdotal reports from ER staff, but never experienced it or known anyone who has

Scromiting: the new poisoned halloween candy?

i'm still a sex worker in need of support and interactions even when i'm working 2 jobs and taking care of my dying parent

once again, I present how to copy the URL to an account for when you need to send out a clear and concise heads up call to action from your whisper network without sending a notification to the harasser/abuser/etc

thank you

now back to destroying the hummus aisle at the local try n’ save

This makes me irrationally angry and anxious

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HUMMUS

When all is done, the OU undergrad will have scored a 6 figure right-wing media contract, the higher ed press will still be talking about grading rubrics for conservative views, the trans grad student will still be getting death threats and have her life/job ruined. And everyone else will move on.