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@itsacoup.bsky.social

coups. she/her. stressed, gay, cares about the bees.

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Flying for work this morning and my delta infotainment screen just gave me an ad for inflight crunchy roll, and one of the four series highlighted was Trigun. Fifteen year old weeb me would NEVER have believed it smh (I'm not watching it, I have one piece locked and loaded on my tablet lmaooo)

02.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

That is impressive as all get out ngl the virgo in me WISHES I could pull that off! You're gonna be so grateful on your first few days when you can actually find basic toiletries and kitchen stuff and comfort items and aren't feral little goblins unable to find anything 😂

02.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Yes! You're really doing great! Of course the downside of that is that you don't know where anything is and won't for the next two months or so but... I haven't yet found a way around that tbh. And it's better to be in boxes rn than not.

02.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

You're supposed to suffer. Hope that helps!!!

As annoying as it is, you deserve kudos for getting ahead of the game bc when I finally moved into my house after the renovation spree I couldn't start packing until 3 days before the truck came ðŸĨī so hey, could be worse!

02.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

I cannot even judge you bc I spent two hours last night staring blankly at stained glass patterns trying to fistfight the laws of physics so. We all have our cross to bear ig ðŸĪŠ it's just so hard to have to be Right all the time

25.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Bettman did this to make specifically you suffer through piles of legalese you can't understand bc what is a trade if not contract terms and contract terms are where the ego death happens and ascension to enlightenment occurs. But only if you understand it.

25.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

But what's the fun in fic if you can't be a pedantic little shit sometimes?

25.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Really have to go out on a bang don't they... Or rather, a BANG BANG BANG (I hope it's not too early for that to be funny 😎) really making sure you're counting down the days!!! I hope the move itself is smooth after this nonsense!

25.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Oh FUCK that 😭😭😭😭 I would honestly just lie down and die. You're gods rootinest, tootinest soldier for surviving this for five freaking hours!

25.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Hi can I get a uhhhhhhhh boring-ass time. A dull time that makes for bad TV. The kind of time where nothing in particular happens and the plot does a time skip. And a Dr pepper thanks!!!!

20.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

My AO3 kudos emails have been wild, too. Nobody is okay but at least we can go back to nostalgic old fandom now that heated rivalry has apparently reawakened everyone like sleeper agents.

20.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Wait pleurisy is less bad than pneumonia??? I thought it was way worse! I had pneumonia in 7th grade and that sounds way less dramatic than pleurisy. Huh. The more you know. Ooof gotta love that amazing kid timing ðŸĨī tho tbh based on how my foot surgery felt, I'd take the pleurisy over the break.

06.01.2026 04:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

i'm sorry back up PLEURISY

ARE YOU A VICTORIAN CHILD MAYHAPS

06.01.2026 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Oh yeah it's so funny bc I INSTANTLY could tell exactly what was happening by that firm and slightly desperate grip and the helpless leg in frame 😂😂😂😂

03.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

The hand on the collar in the foreground is slaying me 😂

03.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

we didn't know what we had until it was gone 😔

28.12.2025 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

AAAAH they're sooo cute I can't even!!!!

12.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Needed to stay in my current city post masters, went with whoever would hire me, changed roles a few times, et voila, poop water expert. (technically industrial waste expert but you know. Not as funny.) Very demure, very mindful, very... Smelly.

24.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

B E A UUUUTIFUL!!!!! Absolute stunner!! I hope it's everything you wanted it to be bc it's amazing!

24.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0
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Hi mom!! Are you done eating yet??? No??? Okay I'll be a good girl and stay right here but just you know, if a fry falls my way, I won't be mad. I'm not asking for much, just one. Oooone little fry. And a snuggle. I know I'm touching you right now, but I wanna snuggle closer. I love you.

17.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Cervile 😒

15.11.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Wait what how tf do they say cervical????

14.11.2025 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

This is HILARIOUS I wish I knew D&D classes well enough to do this for my cats!!!

19.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

just had a work package shipped back to sender thanks to FedEx's wild ineptitude re: customs. there were some spicy emails this morning, my favorite of which included "if FedEx is incapable of making the import entry on our behalf, we will have our more knowledgeable broker do it for us instead." ðŸ˜ģ

18.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

GORGEOUS!!!!! So cute, I love it!

22.09.2025 01:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Happy birthday from the future, birthday twin! It's already August 30 here and I have to say, it's shaping up pretty well from what I'm seeing. I hope it stays like that when it arrives for you!

29.08.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Get yourself a best friend who, when I say "I wanna go to Japan next week" she says "cool meet you there" like this would NOT have happened otherwise but instead I found someone who matches my freak and we're gonna be freaks. IN JAPAN.

20.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Cried about my birthday this morning and decided fuck it we ball, ten day trip to Japan leaving in a week so I can sit in a onsen for my birthday, let's fucking go

20.08.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

A is correct as always!!! A good house sweater is worth its weight in gold imo. All my sweaters are in the naughty corner bc they need evaluated for holes and repaired and even tho it's 20 million degrees out, I miss them 😔

28.07.2025 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

tbh couldn't tell you. but nothing is as satisfying as an aran weight sweater! it just flies off the needles! put the naughty yarn in the naughty corner and deal with it later. Maybe in a few years.

28.07.2025 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0