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Jellyfish have survived all 5 mass extinctions which goes to show the best way to succeed in this world is to not have a brain or heart

U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle

U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle https://theonion.com/u-s-military-announces-plan-to-consolidate-all-wars-in-1824018300/

Eve Fartlow making a weird baba yaga face in an old Instagram story where she's overlaid the image with "I'm ready to go to the war"

put her on the frontlines

It is true that he has absolutely no real views whatsoever but that's actually really helpful in this situation, because you should take it as a clear sign and a win if someone with no beliefs feels the wind is blowing in your direction.

Of course Ring is giving your videos to DHS

DON'T USE RING

I keep thinking this is where the current regime lost it; you can't just repurpose 80 year old propaganda, and you can't leave it to "AI". You need to trick young, working class people into making it and then reframing it, that's the way it was always done. They fucked up

Another thing I noticed in my short-lived return to Twitter yesterday is they're running out of snuff content. I saw two different videos from living room Ring cameras of people passing out because they stood up too fast, implying they died. Fascism is facing a critical ragebait shortage.

I believed the weirdest stuff as a kid
sometimes I still have to remind myself that not all cats are female and not all dogs are male smh

Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.

Good times.

A man asked me last night what publishing needs to do for literary fiction to begin appealing to men again. I said, as nicely as I could, that, with over 2,000 books published every Tuesday, of which many would appeal to men, it’s not a publishing problem, it’s a men problem.

Shoutout to everyone silently losing it...but still texting, "haha, no worries" Like a motherfking legend...

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got called "very stable" by a mental health professional, who i ALSO managed to make laugh. turns out you CAN get a good grade in therapy. just fyi

Good morning! Yes, this is he

If we’re being real here’s my issue with the Gorillaz: I don’t think people should lie about being cartoons, I think it’s immoral

If ww3 goes nuclear, I'm going full Joker mode and starting a cult in the sewers

finally read uncle vanya, one more thing i can chekhov my bucket list

Guests to the sanctuary are always surprised and delighted by how friendly and “dog-like” our pigs are, but it’s not unusual at all when pigs are raised and treated with kindness.

Photo of a beautiful black and white goat peeking over the top of her spacious pen wall.

Peekaboo, Fluffy! This beautiful girl has a very traumatic history and is not socialized to humans. 💔 She has become a little more relaxed than when she first arrived last year, but she's still a bit unsure and wary of people. You simply can't force trust, it has to be earned at their pace.

Okay put on your virtual reality headset so you can give a treat to adorable Nicholas.

We’d just like to take a moment to thank superstar volunteers Chester and Willow for “helping” with the bedding. 💫

I might be a tiny bit biased because I work there but I think Merrymac does some of the finest timeline cleansing on bluesky. A+ follow IMO.

seems bad

It is literally the easiest thing in the world to get a medical discharge. I know of someone who got it for claiming erectile dysfunction. There are so many resources for how to leave. If you stay it is a choice and a genocidal one. And I have no sympathy

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

boltsmag.org/north-caroli...

Trump’s War on Iran Could Screw Over US Farmers The Middle East supplies a huge amount of the world’s fertilizer. Conflict in the region has sent prices soaring ahead of the critical spring planting season.

there's a lot going on right now but did you know a massive amount of the world's fertilizer flows through the middle east, and did you know that that fertilizer needs to be shipped to the us *right now* for planting season, and uh did you know we are at war with iran

You're in the mood for cheese. Not to eat. Just to caress your face with.

Heater with giant, expressive eyeballs, peering into a bathtub with her little white paws on the lip of the tub. Her body is roughly the size of a shampoo bottle.

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

The portrait is out of the attic.

who called it a bathroom pass and not a pissport