@zoocher.bsky.social
i like music, fashion, and video games, but i also like being unfunny. he / him
i wonder what george constanza is thinking on this rn
02.08.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0boob
22.06.2025 18:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anita baker: boomin' out the 87' buick (bitch)
20.06.2025 15:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0an artist that starts off every song with "one two" but in a different language every song
18.06.2025 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0his business only advertised on the back of harris teeter receipts
18.06.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0saw someone walking their dog outside.
likely place for a dog to be walking.
beetle: straight buggin'
04.06.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0omw to bother everyone (i'm just sending my friends texts once every few days. they're not bothered)
03.06.2025 21:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mustard on my cheetosβ
27.05.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0explaining to my grandchild the concept of pog
26.05.2025 18:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0left that shit in the past. specifically in the toilet.
24.05.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i haven't heard about a single song of the summer this summer. sad.
17.05.2025 22:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0no one sets a bucket filled with water trap like they used to
16.05.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0before you ask, no i will not eat food.
15.05.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i haven't eaten food in 3 years. why does my stomach hurt.
15.05.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0gullible was written on the ceiling again and i, once again, read it.
15.05.2025 05:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my ops (my minecraft server admins) are at it again (they're being good admins)
13.05.2025 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0buying storage units to flip them are going to be the next big thing within the next 6 months. i believe it.
12.05.2025 07:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy valentines day everyone.
12.05.2025 05:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0we need to reclaim bazinga
12.05.2025 05:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0poggy woggy...
12.05.2025 05:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0big glasses loves lobbying for LED headlights
11.05.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my favorite bit on dating apps rn is telling people "you look like you could file your taxes"
10.05.2025 10:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"did you just they/them a car" yes. it's a car.
07.05.2025 06:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0searching for a new place and god do i wish google reviews were consistent.
will i be the one to make the review? no. never.
will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever.
coworker, age of my dad, said ttyl to me in slack. maybe corporate america isn't as scary as I thought
05.05.2025 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0things i've realized in this life:
1. nobody's perfect
2. I gotta work it
3. again and again til I get it right
guys, i'm pregnant. it's a them.
03.05.2025 03:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0side hustles per capita
02.05.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0greek yogurt would be so good if it wasn't greek yogurt and was actually just pizza
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