sadie 🇵🇸

op dressed as Chappell Roan

chappell roan for halloween 🎃

nothing quite as baffling and utterly random as the selection of Instagram reels a male acquaintance decides to send you

life of a showgirl feels like someone fed good taylor swift songs into an AI generator

fyi. the discourse of the day on TikTok is people referring to Doechii flashing the crowd at her show as “sexual assault on a mass scale.” they’re also fighting about whether it’s immoral for the AO3 Kinktober prompt list to have kinks on it. if you even care

hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem

I told my 7 year old son that at the dentist they had to knock me out, he said sagely “ah, with a punch?”

and I was like no with drugs and he was like “if would be funny if they had a boxer that punched you”

humans were designed to live in neighborhoods full of our friends and the fact that we don’t is a big part of what’s wrong with society

got raptured

taraji p henson crouching behind car

today being the rapture, bi visibility day, and my birthday

goin up bush first

excited to get back to not watching jimmy kimmel by choice instead of by fiat

Like imagine being a five year old and your parents are telling you in all seriousness that your whole family is going to die together on Tuesday

I know we’re all having a collective giggle about the Christians who are convinced the rapture is happening tomorrow but the thing I can’t stop thinking about is the psychological damage being done to the children in those households

Squatting, squinting lady meme costume

THIS ONE IS SO ACCURATE

The other birthday boy!

@trantiusrune.bsky.social

You know I had to do it to em meme costume

You know I had to do it to em meme costume 2

the only costume two people showed up in!

Pointing Spider-Man meme

A classic

Rap battle meme costume

the only group effort!!

I didn’t know this was happening Ariana Grande Cynthia Erivo meme

my sisterrrr

Willy Wonka Glasgow experience Oompa Loompa costume

loveeee this one too!!

Ron Swanson I can do what I want costume

another banger

Charlie Day Pepe Silvia conspiracy theory board meme costume

possibly my personal favorite

trisha paytas holding newly reincarnated queen elizabeth

who wants a thread of meme themed party costumes from last night? you’re getting one!! 🧵

op dressed as trisha with a baby doll that has queen elizabeth’s face taped on

costume for my meme themed birthday party tonight - trisha paytas with newly reincarnated queen elizabeth

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When is it NOT

Sign showing portraits of Deli Manager and Assistant Manager. The manager has a nameplate under his portrait that says Barry. There is no nameplate under the assistant manager’s portrait

Barry and The Nameless One

trying to make small talk in an elevator when you’re in there with a total stranger for 15 seconds is like objectively stinky nasty freak behavior right?

spent most of the weekend in a rooftop pool (and the rest seeing the McElroy brothers live)