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Picture of Kid’s Menu

Out for lunch rn

Everyone else got a normal menu

Curse of being short strikes again 🥲

When are you gonna stop throwing the Wordle and actually guess words in English

Play the game with me RAAHHHHHH LET MY PEN LET YOU GO CRAZY AND KILL THEM ALL

(retweets appreciated)

I hate this game.

Somebody please go tell @itsaureus.bsky.social that he cannot subtitle Moonlight videos with Shadow in orange and Omega in teal, when Basil and Nolan are the correct colors.

IT LOOKS SO WRONG AND HE’S LAUGHING AT ME FOR TAKING ISSUE WITH IT HELP BAHAHAHAHA

Are they banned from calling pencil “pencil” on Nintendo’s YouTube channel or something, cuz it sounds like the commentators have a gun to their head every time they say “snipewriter” 😭

WHAT

Has anyone tried naming their NA league team Jackpot just to see if anything will happen if you do

Nintendo actually planned for Spl 4 / Raiders stuff but heard us chant "fuck this gamemode" at riptide and cut all the splatoon stuff

???

“It kicked me in the social anxiety nuts” -Aureus

The entire Splatoon room yelling “FUCK THIS GAMEMODE” during finals at the RM stall spot is fucking sending me, oh my god 😂

An amazing flank that kinda ruined the vibe with the targeted scream there afterward. There's fun smacktalk, and then there's that.

I pretty clearly heard “bitch”

Which was a weird af thing to yell at Rin, who uses he/him, in front of a big crowd of people and stream. 🤷‍♀️

Not trying to start shit, but yeah it wasn’t shit talk between friends, we’ve never met or spoken to any of them before so it just caught us really off guard.

I’m fucking losing it

Update we got the waitress in on it

Currently at Texas Roadhouse by Riptide with 7 other Americans trying to convince the 1 British person with us that the “Texas Roadhouse Birthday Horse” is a thing that parades out in the restaurant if it’s your birthday

Pls stand by and wish us luck

I am in tears laughing rn

Riptide-illegal cookies that I’m gonna give my friends outside the venue so as to not break the food rules 🥲🙏

What 6hrs of 3am splatoon patch video editing does to a mf

Guys my Christian friend got me a rosary of the patron saint of the internet from the Vatican specifically to help me win at Splatoon, and I’m not religious, but that’s such a thoughtful gift that’s it’s living in my switch case from now on.

I want to begin by saying that I am not close to Jared or Madness, these thoughts are my own, and I apologize for not speaking up sooner

Jared's statement emits ignorance and foolishness.

Made cookies for my local tourney today ^^
@squidwest.bsky.social

I CAUGHT SO MANY STRAYS TODAY WTH

Genuinely the easiest upvote anyone who’s ever played with him will ever have. That’s my goat 🔥🔥

Would I be an amazing friend or a horrible friend if I took a multi-state roadtrip to a specific chick-fil-a with the gang cuz we found out our friend working there is gonna be in the cow costume all day and this shit must be documented

looking for Mid-High level FAs to form a team with to climb further, please reach out if you’re interested!!

reposts appreciated!! 🔄

#compsplatoon

Bro where are all the d2/+3 midline FAs, I’m crying scrolling through Sendou and the discord servers trying to find a 4th 😭

The neighborhood kids at my family’s Fourth of July party found out I have a switch 2 with Mario Kart

send help.

Curtis will take care of y’all, I trust that much. He’s a good guy with a passion for the game.

YouTube video by Adagia The State of Town of Salem and This Channel

I’ll always love ToS and it’s community, and I’m proud of the work I’ve done since 2021 both as a community advocate and content creator, but I just can’t emotionally invest myself again. My thoughts haven’t changed since this video:

Might do Splatoon stuff though. Idk yet

youtu.be/iQJay845Th8?...