Jordyn "Squidoku" Pi 🔜 New InkLAN

Still one of the fav things I've made

[Yoda voice]
why do they call it oven, when the cold food you of in, the food of out hot eat

it's election day and there's important stuff on the ballot in many cities. i want to say as someone who's generally skeptical of the national election cycle and doesn't believe in electoralism as an end unto itself, voting in local elections is SO important. everything that matters happens locally.

Yeah it was incredible

fortnite could add the Literal Führer as a skin and people would still be like "I will simply protest by targeting people using it (continuing to play the game)"

the first step to loving yourself is to stop making those annoying ass self deprecating jokes that nobody laughs at and actively pushes people away from you

Hard to say. Like, logically it makes sense that the best players will go to the teams that can pay them the most and so teams with deep pockets can attract the talent that others can't. It's not as simple as more money = better results, but it would make sense for them to be somewhat correlated.

For what it's worth, the New York Mets threw even more money at their team than the Dodgers and the Mets didn't even make the playoffs. And the Milwaukee Brewers were 23rd out of 30 teams in terms of payroll and they made it to the round before the World Series.

for all of you who are kinda new to baseball, and feeling an unflinching hatred in your heart towards fans of the other team, don't worry. we have a strategy to take care of this, to help heal divides. a time honored technique.

it's called "think about how much you hate the fucking yankees"

Shout out to the Fortnite leaks server for not being evil about this like I suspect many other leakers and people who believe the game can do no wrong will be

well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight

i dont really know how to explain this one #compsplatoon

Peak

she has come for your candy

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Illustration of a variety of colorful shorks (short sharks)

shark friends 🦈
#art #sharks

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Oct. 25 #pumpitup #piuphoenix

We're so back (again). Feeling good. Feeling improvement.

Pics:
ESP D15: Perfect Game
Binary Star D19: 990K/MG
Teddy Bear Full Song S20: 990K/TG

splatoon 3 screenshot: “You got a new title! Gold / Dynamo You can customize your Splashtag with that!”

Holy fuck

If, in the last 5 rounds:
- Oscar gets 5×P2
- Lando gets 2×P1, 2×P3, 1×P4
- Lando gets 12 points from sprints, Oscar gets 0

Then they both end up with 436 points, 7×P1, 8×P2, 4×P3, and 2×P4. Oscar wins the title with 1×P5 to Lando's 0.
(The best Max can do in this scenario is 427 points.)
#Formula1

Hell yeah thank you!!

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#sonatober day 21: shark

Fox+Orca
Forca
Forx?

[ #art #furry #furryart ]

Illustrated 2-step guide to Splashdown

'content creator' especially is a very bleak piece of corporate-speak that nobody should identify with. I used it for myself sometimes, years ago, and it was because I didn't have the confidence to call myself a writer. we cannot let ourselves call art 'content', we just can't

you are not a 'content creator' you are a WRITER you do not write 'fics' you write STORIES you do not have 'ocs' you have CHARACTERS

and if you disagree, well, I'm not your boss. but if you're serious about writing it's important to hold your own craft in a certain esteem and this is one way

(they're the only team that has never *reached* the world series - other teams have made it that far but never won)