Jimmy Swindler

They call me Mr. Knowitall
I will not compromise
I will not be told
what to do
I shall not step aside

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights." We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

HUMANITY MUST BE STOPPED

HUMANITY MUST BE STOPPED

Some much needed doggo therapy by the light of the disco ball:)

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you will have to go through me first
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ranking all single digit numbers

1. 2
2. 3
3. 8
4. 1
5. 9
6. 4
7. 0
8. 5
9. 7
10. 6

Mornings are a bit rough for lava lamp

Friday night disco kitchen party!

Elon Musk giving a Nazi salute. From Getty Images: Tesla, SpaceX and X CEO Elon Musk gestures as he speaks during an inauguration event at Capital One Arena on January 20, 2025 in Washington, DC. Donald Trump takes office for his second term as the 47th president of the United States. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Getty Images has so many angles on this that hadn't hit the wire services yet when I wrote my post—the photos that will be in history books.

Get in yall!
We’re going table flippin’ and foot washin’

I’m not real good at either, but we will learn on the way

What you can do Ten ways to resist Trump II

In light of Trump II’s predictably cruel and bonkers beginning, many people are asking: “What can I do now?” Here are 10 recommendations. robertreich.substack.com/p/what-you-c...

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I love love love
Christmas music,
but I swear the first time
Little Drummer Boy comes on,
I will summon the ancient ones to end everything with fire

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Know who is empowered by the money you spend

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Do not underestimate a desperate and resourceful punk experienced in exploiting any discarded or unwanted resource within arms reach.
I am one click away from Comic Sans, lens flares, and page curl effects.

I am ready.

I’ve used Photoshop since version four, ages ago. Don’t be afraid to click any button to see what will happen. It will not catch on fire. I promise.
Start with a free Adobe account and photoshop express

I second the idea to go to YouTube for help.
Search on: “You suck at Photoshop”
Have fun!

Let’s be honest here. I will rightfully be the last person picked for any apocalypse survival team. I’m no hunter or gatherer. If I had a weapon, I would only be a threat to myself. I have no bow, no shield, no sword, but I will share a ride or a sammich. If you need a PDF, I can make you hella PDF.

This has been my mantra as a Trump biographer.

And now as a Musk biographer, too.

Let the sunlight in.

my desk showing a computer on its side with a ryzen CPU tray and a mouse sitting on top as well as a monitor showing a bios update screen

everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios