Brenda "TexanSaint" Hébert

Sean Duffy: "I hear President Trump talk publicly and privately -- he cares about affordability for the American consumer." (Trump literally called affordability a "hoax" just yesterday!)

Just gave ChatGPT a writing deadline and now it’s cleaning the house

At the bar and a guy just said to his girl “you’re not listening to what I’m saying” and my wine’s starting to taste like I’m gonna say something

DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people

ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death

You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly

Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room

me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you

walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise

my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*

me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw

One of the worst things about our current circumstances is that what I would have previously dismissed as wild conspiracy theories now seems completely plausible.

should i put up my xmas decorations today ?
(1) yes its time
(b) no you’re jewish
(%) idc i don’t even follow you
(&) is this a poll? i hate polls

They should sue him for the $4 trillion in taxpayer dollars he's given away to his billionaire donors.

ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!

Photo of the Year: "Mona Lisa vs. ICE"

This woman was injured during the ICE raids in NYC yesterday.

The visual juxtaposition of her calm face bloodied amongst the dark chaos around her.

Photo: Michael Nigro

I'm gonna be one lonely mo-fo out in the wild if this takes off.

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

What an unimaginative twit. He could of at least used the manual Walt Disney font.

Below is the video to which Trump has responded:

“SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!”

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

#Holdfast

Public service announcement. Don't forget to block the newly verified propaganda account on here. "The White House".

Prominent banker=Jamie Dimon

[me during a relaxing massage]

am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

We literally have no right to fail them.

All I'm saying is the second guy to bungee jump was honest about his weight.

NEWS: ICE List Launches Wiki to Expose Enforcement Network The Europe-based volunteer-built database links raids, agents, vehicles, and legal structures, aiming to break the cycle of official secrecy.

NEWS: European advocates launch "Wikipedia of ICE agents" to expose enforcement network migrantinsider.substack.com/p/news-ice-l...

It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.

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