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A quite complex chart showing most and least common birthdays. Between July and September there are a lot of births. Christmas and New years are the time with the least!

September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.

wow...

If gay people are fruity then straight people are vegetablely, and I HATE vegetables!!!!!!

Text from a warriors book (about a society of cats that live wild in a forest) “"ShadowClan has the favor of Star Clan," Tigerstar swept on, ignoring the interruption. "We are blessed because we survived the sickness, and I have received the blessing of our warrior ancestors most of all because it was my task to restore the Clan and make it great again."”

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I need to religiously avoid convos about optics

yea i realized immediately afterwards that you could just solve it by inspectation. the technique i used is for cases for inspectation is not feasible

8 million turkeys will be thrown in the trash this Thanksgiving We don’t have to accept all that death and waste for a dry, flavorless bird no one likes.

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she tweeted this from a phone that would have been unfathomably futuristic to a person from 1994

(m+n)^2 - (m-n)^2 = 4mn

so mn = [(m+n)^2 - (m-n)^2]/4

I guess the general formula would be mn = (a^2 -b^2)/4, where a and b are m+n and m-n

Ohh nvm it’s 8 because you’re dividing by 4 not 2

16?

Legal eagle is goated

Introducing old friend group to new one. Alex stands nervously in the middle of two groups of people, one her old friend group of Cis dudes and the other, her new friend group of trans women. Group of cis men meet group of trans women with initial awkwardnes. One cis man asks trepidatiously "do... you like Magic cards." A Trans woman answers "yeah." Everyone is getting along playing Magic cards, much to Alex's delight.

Trump picked Russ Vought, a Christian nationalist, to head the White House Office of Management and Budget.

Vought expects his agenda to be so deeply unpopular that he's preparing the US military to crush protests.

A British woman has just given birth. She looks at her newborn and says "'e's a Gingih" We see the baby and the it has a knob of ginger for it's head. The woman says "joost like his da'" one of the OB/GYNs looks worried and asks "where is CLive, by the way?" The doctors find him in a darkened room, having taking his own life by grating his head. One doc exclaims "Bloody 'ell! 'E's grated 'imself." The other says "'e couldn't 'andle the pressih of fathuhhood, the knob."

Wow

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Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."

A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

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a piece of bluesky lore i hold close to my heart: apparently this was the first skeet to reach 1,000 likes, at which point i found out that the devs had actively decided not to add the “,” for numbers >999 until they saw a post hit it lmfao. legends

fine I’ll use it

I am really glad I did not stay up for the Tyson vs Paul fight. The glitching during earlier fights that made me turn it off was a blessing in disguise