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rad๐Ÿ˜Ž, gay๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ, and trashy๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ i mostly shitpost memes, cool bug facts, and politics. ูู„ุณุทูŠู† ุญุฑุฉ & no terfs on gruul turf 4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข > ๐Ÿชก my husband is the โœจfavoriteโœจ guncle he๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ / รฉl๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ /ู‡ูˆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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might be one of the funniest videos iโ€™ve ever seen

26.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25152    ๐Ÿ” 5620    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1220    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1154
Concept art of jar jar binks, who for some reason is nude(but it's okay because he's like a Ken doll)

Concept art of jar jar binks, who for some reason is nude(but it's okay because he's like a Ken doll)

Hey man, amazing seminar. I'd really love to do business some time. *hands you a business card and all that's on it is this image*

30.09.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

@aggrend.bsky.social loving the new option for shockadins to get ret tier with intellect, but is there a plan to let people turn in their holy tier for them? I bought the holy legs because they were the "best option" at the time but currently the vendor will only let you trade in STR ret pieces.

06.05.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that I know folks who are very aware of how bad Trump is and still hope that he wonโ€™t be as bad as Biden speaks volume to just how catastrophic the Biden administration has been for us. Tbc I think theyโ€™re very likely wrong, but I canโ€™t blame them for thinking that.

15.01.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
political alignment chart with an โ€œannoying to me personallyโ€ z-axis

political alignment chart with an โ€œannoying to me personallyโ€ z-axis

realizing i never posted it hereโ€ฆ.but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

27.12.2024 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8046    ๐Ÿ” 1273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

23.12.2024 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24272    ๐Ÿ” 5394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 255    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177
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I know I'm too terminally online because I am CACKLING at this

12.12.2024 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonaldโ€™s meal?!?!

10.12.2024 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7471    ๐Ÿ” 1014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Haha oops

09.12.2024 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amnesty International concludes Israel is committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza Amnesty Internationalโ€™s research has found sufficient basis to conclude that Israel has committed and is continuing to commit genocide against Palestinians in the occupied Gaza Strip.

Breaking: Amnesty International officially accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza (finally)

www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

05.12.2024 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hissing "get out we're Jewish" at the first Christmas beetle of the season.

04.12.2024 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the mortal kombat ii battle ladder that leads up to shao kahn, but with the above photo edited in. a series of headshots on top of each other, on a mountain, in a purple nightmare world. the MORTAL KOMBAT II logo is in the top left.

the mortal kombat ii battle ladder that leads up to shao kahn, but with the above photo edited in. a series of headshots on top of each other, on a mountain, in a purple nightmare world. the MORTAL KOMBAT II logo is in the top left.

04.12.2024 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1005    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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United Health just deleted this page from their website lol

04.12.2024 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2294    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 193

My therapist is retiring and he had to hide his amusement when I said "Well that's one more that I've outlived."

05.12.2024 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you straight or are you desperately trying to explain to your family how funny the holding space comment in the Wicked interview is?

01.12.2024 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(The reason you may be lashing out is because the Democrats did accurately identify the threat of fascism but are now acting in a way that is wholly insufficient to deal with it)

30.11.2024 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

29.11.2024 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41023    ๐Ÿ” 11178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 522    ๐Ÿ“Œ 417
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What is the lore accurate reason for WotC knowing the future back when creating the Kamigawa set? #mtg

27.11.2024 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This video from Bourdain spoke to me this morning because I really do just want people to see Palestinians as full and complete people because then I know theyโ€™ll fight for them too.

27.11.2024 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1124    ๐Ÿ” 379    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

3rd gendering of trans women in the global south is used to separate them from global support and community, deny them self-actualization, license them as safe targets for sexual commodification and exploitation, and simultaneously to use them as an exemplar to beat western trans women with.

26.11.2024 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deeply upset that the Emily in Paris S4E6 scene of Sylvie Grateau exasperatingly throwing on her shawl and asking "Do I look like the kind of person who cooks a turkey?" isn't on my MS Teams gif board, this is not the America I wish to save.

26.11.2024 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

25.11.2024 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12761    ๐Ÿ” 3563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 263    ๐Ÿ“Œ 253
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

25.11.2024 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17535    ๐Ÿ” 2177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 199    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

I try my best to see intention behind presentation ๐Ÿ’–

I grew up in the "oh you made a typo in your argument so therefore it is invalid and you're stupid" early internet classism and have spent the past decade actively trying to unlearn it.

Language is the bane of understanding sometimes, haha.

25.11.2024 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People blame him for the Taliban taking over Afghanistan again even though he was keeping the schedule set by the trump administration.

Again, misinformation abounds and it's really hard to get people to change their mind with facts if the disinfo got there first.

25.11.2024 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again, I am just trying to frame perspectives here even if I disagree with them. Misinformation abounds and it's helpful to see what kind appears in other algorithmic walled gardens.

25.11.2024 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weirdly a lot of people see trump as some sort of "peacekeeper" because he did a lot less than his predecessors in the ME. Which is factually untrue when you look at # of bombs dropped, but the perception is there because he "didn't start any new wars"

25.11.2024 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes - but Bibi absolutely does not negotiate with Biden and apparently has a good relation with Trump. If Bibi makes Trump's perceived reputation worse, his unhinged narcissism will take over diplomacy.

25.11.2024 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the possibility was there and desperation is a hell of a drug.

Is it better to reinstate the admin that they know for sure will be bad, or take a gamble on the one that has a slight chance to be better?

(Appointing Huckabee changed that tune REAL fast)

25.11.2024 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3. Trump is a catalyst for accelerationism to hasten the end of America's stranglehold on the world's economy and the West's disastrous foreign policy in destabilizing and/or creating puppet regimes in the Middle East.

Again, I think America is worth salvaging but damn they have done some evil shit

25.11.2024 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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