Lu Valentino

You will never convince me that this isn't America's modern day holocaust. It's sickening.

I came to BlueSky thinking it’d be the next big thing… but all my posts here are identical to what I share on Threads, where they actually get seen. Over here? Crickets. Sorry BlueSky, but you’re like a party where no one shows up and the snacks suck.

🤣😂Someone called KKKaroline ‘Taco Belle’ and that’s all I need to diagnose the delusion.

Anyway, I’m full. Tapped out on plastic politics for the week.

I’ve decided to take full advantage of those free online Harvard courses. It’s about time my Harvard sweatshirt stopped lying.

Whenever I’m feeling down about not being able to have children, I turn on Toddlers & Tiaras… and suddenly my barren womb feels like a peaceful sanctuary.

Someone tell this moron movies aren’t shipped in crates anymore—they’re streamed, not smuggled in on DVD like bootleg jeans.
And calling foreign films “propaganda”? You tried to buy Greenland asswipe.

This skank couldn’t name five directors if Scorsese ghostwrote his next speech.

That wannabe dictator wants to reopen Alcatraz as a prison? With what?..ghost guards and 1930s plumbing? It’s a national park, not a lockup. No staff (thanks to his cuts), no security, and Newsom would shut that down faster than a Proud Boy on parole. Book a tour, Don. Closest you’ll get to a cell.

Katy Perry’s U.S. tour isn’t selling. Minneapolis? 6k tickets in a 20k arena.

Might be time to move it to a planetarium. Or an old Planet Fitness after hours.

At least then, the space would match the energy.😖😵‍💫

I asked ChatGPT what I would look like as a dog—
I’d adopt me.🐾

“One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ. Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures.” —POPE FRANCIS
Your deep love for every living soul was a testament to grace and compassion.
1936–2025 R.I.P.

Not the celebrity cosplayers calling themselves astronauts—these are the REAL WOMEN ASTRONAUTS who broke Earth’s bounds and made history. The ones little girls should truly look up to.🚀

These two clips give off the exact same energy.😵‍💫

🚨 1923 SPOILER🚨
Best line in the series finale!💕😭😭

“What good are protests?”
They cost politicians votes, donors, and endorsements. That threat has power. Protest is the first act—not the finale.

Take Wisconsin, thousands hit the streets. Ketamine-Elonia spent $20M+ to buy the race. His ass lost.
Change starts in the streets—but ends at the polls.🗳️

The Dictator calls it “Liberation Day” 🤣—we call it the moment the house of cards collapsed. A $2T market wipeout, businesses in chaos, the world watching in horror. But sure, let’s call it “liberation” when it’s actually economic sabotage. Enjoy your “freedom,” MAGA—hope you like it bankrupt.

Flagstaff KAFF radio host and NAU teacher Dave Zorn was arrested on seven counts of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He’s held on a $100K bond—AND KAFF RADIO THINKS "ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE" IS ENOUGH?? JFC, HOW MUCH F’NG PROOF DO YOU NEED??

(via: Barrett media)

Elonia thought he could upgrade democracy to ‘Pay-to-Win’ mode. Dropped $25 million and handed out million-dollar checks like party favors. Wisconsin voters responded: ‘Transaction declined.’🧀

Myrna is my other guess.

Lu Valentino (@luvalentino_) on Threads There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!

There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!

🛑🖐🏽 HOLD UP, PITTIES: What IF—just hear me out—Dr. Langdon wanted his job back so bad that he’s the shooter?! I mean… he is an opiate addict. #thepitt

Lu Valentino (@luvalentino_) on Threads There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!

There's a ER Easter egg in the pilot episode of The Pitt that even surprised star/executive producer Noah Wyle!

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To the writers of #ThePitt
You’ve crafted the greatest medical drama of all time—gripping, bold, and utterly unmatched. Every scene, every line, perfection. Awards aren't enough. You've made history.

I wish I could tell you this was AI - It's not.

These are the 19-24 year olds helping Musk (Led by Amanda Scales)....Say their names: Akash Bobba,, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Ethan Shaotran. -- Last but not least, Edward Coristine-whose Daddy, Charles Coristine is the CEO and president of LesserEvil Popcorn

Can't say I blame them.

Thank you MAGAts🤬

Absolutely, Sir! Unions have the power to negotiate better healthcare deals than SMBs, making coverage more affordable and accessible. A nonprofit trust model keeps costs low and strengthens unions while helping millions. It’s a smart, scalable solution that levels the playing field. I’m all for it!

Well THIS felt refreshing.