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Andi Zeisler

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Senior culture writer, Salon.com. Formerly Bitch Media. Forever fan of print magazines. Tell your dog I said hello.

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criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2560    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 39

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

01.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2580    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 4

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11559    πŸ” 3759    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 178

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9313    πŸ” 1908    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 57
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A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem β€œ9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

β€œDolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure β€˜every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13316    πŸ” 2903    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 270

This was so true.

01.03.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 712    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6

Happy birthday [mournful]

28.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

28.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4031    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 12

Taking a moment of silence for the fallen legacy of the fifa peace prize

28.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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those 85 schoolgirls will never kill again

28.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1337    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Well, this is certainly one way for the president to shift attention from accusations that he raped a 13-year-old girl

28.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.

27.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1297    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

40 percent of her first presidential campaign consisted of jackasses like Chris Matthews holding her husband's infidelity against her while ignoring the infidelity of multiple Republican men running for president at the same time

sadly, she's used to this shit

28.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Columnist I perceive myself as being someone who takes the agency of individual people very seriously, and think that It’s important to remind ourselves, continuously, that our choices actually do matt…

i've always wondered what the job of newspaper columnist is like, so, for this month's WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, i decided to go ask a newspaper columnist about it. @jamellebouie.net was kind enough to make time to talk to me about his work, and i'm really pleased to share it with you.

27.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11

Oh of COURSE it’s those fancy-ass beans 🫘

27.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a bean club?!?

27.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone posted this and I think we should talk this up and see if they’d consider it.

27.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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Senator calls for DEA to provide info on "incredibly disturbing" Epstein drug investigation Federal drug enforcement investigators targeted Jeffrey Epstein and 14 others in a yearslong probe first reported by CBS News.

This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.

27.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17089    πŸ” 7172    πŸ’¬ 556    πŸ“Œ 415

New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues.

In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

27.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5611    πŸ” 1680    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 102

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

27.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19057    πŸ” 4310    πŸ’¬ 1071    πŸ“Œ 169
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36673    πŸ” 11868    πŸ’¬ 492    πŸ“Œ 798

I love this. So sorry for your loss ❀️

26.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hillary Clinton speaking at a lectern. PHOTO: Alex Wong/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton speaking at a lectern. PHOTO: Alex Wong/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton: β€œYou have held zero public hearings, refused to allow the media to attend them, including today, despite espousing the need for transparency on dozens of occasions.

You have made little effort to call the people who show up most prominently in the Epstein files.β€œ

26.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8867    πŸ” 2523    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 105
A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

25.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8244    πŸ” 2792    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 78

The secret to higher birth rates? Vigorously opposing authoritarianism

26.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2925    πŸ” 488    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 14

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

25.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15493    πŸ” 8144    πŸ’¬ 855    πŸ“Œ 544

And for dessert? boots

It’s what they deserve

25.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN: Judge Murphy has ruled that the Trump administration's policy of sending deported immigrants to third countries without notice or a chance to challenge is illegal and unconstitutional.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

25.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5998    πŸ” 2015    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 137
banner advertising Semafor's annual "trust in media" conference featuring a long list of people who are actually eroding trust in media, like Brendan Carr and Matt Murray and Mathias Dopfner

banner advertising Semafor's annual "trust in media" conference featuring a long list of people who are actually eroding trust in media, like Brendan Carr and Matt Murray and Mathias Dopfner

once a year the brunchlords at Semafor host a "restoring trust in news" conference where they unironically platform most of the people responsible for destroying trust in news, then lob softball questions at them

this year's lineup is a real doozy

(notice the complete absence of indie media)

25.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 83