JOHN V. VARIETY LOVES U EP OUT NOW

There’s too many people on here now and I don’t know who to follow back?? Can I get all of my friends from the other website??? Can I get a pink color for the app?? Can I get just one normal Bluesky but it has fyad flag style banners??? Also can I get 12k follower’s and one from the back too??

You seem cool bro don’t go on blue sky on Christmas Eve (I’ll be performing carols on live stream with Russell Brand and kissing him with a huge golden cross between us)

Tom green Freddy got fingered voice : oh No! Oh No!

Shit is it me

Sorry but this place is kind of a bore. No one’s being vile or evil and there isn’t an algorithm trying to get me to kill myself. And I don’t have a safe core audience that seems moderate at first impression because you haven’t realized many of them are dead yet

I visited my friend you flirted with. Let’s not talk about that

A lot of people are saying I’ve gone psycho mode , joker mode , quixotic etc., and to this I say, maybe you have gone Normal mode. maybe I’m different cause your all the same… - jv

Same. I’ve been hearing that more and. More

Tune of money for nothing annoying sting part:
Mark Brendle
Mark brendle
Brendle follow John v

Oh I don’t wanna follow John v im scared of his truth bombs. I’m scared I’ll be collateral in his punk rocker war against the machine. Guess what? Maybe you will be. But I’ll be there with you

Brendle…….. I want to get you on a slow boat to china…….

My internet father @brendle.bsky.social refuses to follow me on after I joined his religion escaping murder accusations and became a henchman for his religion and we went to jail together and then I drove a motorcycle into the sunset and they adapted it for the movie The Master. He’ll come around

Hey brendle and swimp no rush but I could really use a follow from an old friend , FYAD Much? Hey it’s the cool place to hang out lol. And goatse too (Obama voice)

Hey @brendle.bsky.social you better follow me back or there’s gonna be two chairs. Me sitting in your reading chair that comes in a pair and then me kicking at the other chair , then changing chairs and doing the inverse

Hey have you guys heard about Mars caving in and making a 72 Hours Guy m&m. Yeah apparently he’s white, doesn’t care for the colorful m&ms, and his arm is trapped underneath a boulder during a misguided hike, causing him to eventually sever it out of necessity. People are eating it by the “handful”

Please don’t make me learn how to post on a new platform. Twitter already changed every 2 years. Can you guys just do 2015 permanently here or something easy

now we're talkin...wheres their friends. lets get the discord channel

willie nelson: this is a song about my good friend john v. variety who makes counterfeit money,. it's called "the dollar man"

me: (Nudging guy having panic attack on acid at hudson valley concert) That's me. He just shouted me out

Free Illegal Money Could Be Yours Right Now,......... This is a picture Of My Home Office, Email me JohnVMoneyMasterCriminal@Yahoo.com

One cool perk about this place is that there's probably no military contractor money involved so they likely don't surveil us. So I can just talk freely about printing my own money. It's pretty great. It's nice to have free illegal money and to spread it over town like a secret prank

THis site need guys who are too stupid to have a conviction about corn in either direction imo

Hahhaahahahahha that rocked

Sorry but for this app to work we're gonna need a lot more idiots. You can't have a comedy website where everyone is intelligent. It doesn't work. We need some town fools. This is a proven formula which goes back to Barnacle Jim

This website reminds me of another website... In fact there's a lot of similar people. I might have to get to the bottom of this mystery by going to the pentagon with an exploding vest

Are you guys actually posting on here now. Dont lie to me. If you lie to me you won't like it (I'll start crying and getting realy mad)

at least had the morons...

MAN IN TROUBLE

PLEASE BLUESKY'ERS i need you to RESKY this image!!! This man is suicidal and it could save his life!!!!!!!!!

wow this place has all the classic hallmarks of golden age twitter...pics of people's Pets, robot chicken skits, and Responses to Twitter news headlines

He had that turd comin.

this guy threw a turd at his neighbor once. Someone to follow and fear