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Onyx Fox

@garbitchman.bsky.social

Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan // NJ • 28

390 Followers  |  294 Following  |  236 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023
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every time planet fitness charges my card im like damn i should go back its been a year LOL

02.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Still don't understand how "car furries" went from Subaru to everyone buying N-Line Elantras and Velosters

02.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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hotdog filled day on saturday

02.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

maybe i dont feel so bad i lost my flecktarn jacket a few years ago

20.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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paint matches the ground

20.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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RAISING THE BAR

19.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

somewhere out there a gym furry is gonna post a thirst trap with the caption "i got your protein right here" and think they did something

13.02.2026 00:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one day above 40° and sunny please

12.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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baltimore

02.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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we get it bro

29.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i thought i lost this

23.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yall gonna think im craxy

24.12.2025 22:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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case of idea with transmission fluid to dip

22.12.2025 03:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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possibly the first american to fart in here

12.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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it is cold enough for the hottest windbreaker of 1994 again

10.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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whole lot of whatever the fuck going on here

10.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you got three 6 mafia on vinyl we gotta link

24.09.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going to the music store and they got ur niche artist on vinyl feels like getting tickled in the prostate fr

24.09.2025 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Being gay is so much fun i love brunch

24.09.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being in your late 20s is nothing but watching people in thier younger 20s make the same mistakes as you did and realizing giving them advice is gonna work the same as it did for yourself

24.09.2025 22:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

u can put arugula and prosciutto on anything and it taste good

24.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

do i have any socal oomfs

23.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Halo 3 custom games and 1 million beers

23.09.2025 18:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

definately just check the fluids. low mile older cars tend to have gaskets and seals that have failed. just top if off as you go

23.09.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Stuff

23.09.2025 05:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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eating straight up stuff.

23.09.2025 02:05 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gen z and millenials got control issues like crazy

23.09.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate to put the blame on ourselves but younger people in management positions seem to do this a lot

22.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that first sip of a 20oz red bull feels like when ur cutting construction paper and the scissors start to glide

22.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0