Imagine having Josh Allen and opting to run a bunch of handoffs that get stuffed up the middle

He has a concept of a plan for an announcement

Join the club

Do qualifying conditions include "Higher Risk (conclusive)" only, or the other categories as well?

Not to mention it disregards the fact that the President can't just make laws out of thin air

Just let him think it does.

The violent crime rate in Tallahassee is more than twice that of Washington DC 🤷‍♂️

Not beating the "covering for Trump" allegations, I see

It wouldn't be shocking if he did, but no. Always verify Twitter screenshots by visiting the relevant Twitter page yourself.

Here is Trump's gameplan:

1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released

2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies

3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"

4. his base thinks he's a hero

Mark my words.

What is Ramanujan's taxicab number minus the number of Scheherezade's tales?

Wow, I'm so shocked that a Trump nominee lied in a confirmation hearing. That has never happened before. 🙄

Why would he be worried about that? The Republicans in the Senate will let him get away with anything he wants.

Most billionaires know how many zeroes are in $52 billion

Due to contract disputes, your cable company is running SportsCenter reruns from 2007?

"...kids should die from measles" - RFK Jr.

The best possible measles treatment is to kick RFK Jr. out of office and replace him with someone who knows what they're talking about.

That correlation is good! Direct inverse correlation between fluoride and low IQ: more fluoride = less low IQ.

I'm tired of watching teams run for 7-15 yards on first and 10 at will every week. The Bills have lots of great defensive players, that shouldn't be happening.

If the offense puts up 42 points and you lose, the defensive coordinator should be fired. That should just be a leaguewide rule.

Better hurry up and arrest him before he has the advantage of knowing his own name....

What a coincidence! I never get jobs I don't apply for either!

There is a lot of regional variation. Where I grew up, "crayon" and "garage" are both one syllable: go to the graj and getcher box o' crans

Car when it's 40 °F and the roads are bone dry: "CAUTION, POSSIBLE ICE, DRIVE WITH CARE"

Car when it's 25 °F and the roads are literally a sheet of ice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That wasn't really the lions' fault... Little Caesar's is the villian there

A warning for the Chiefs. Go Bills!

Oh! Binging like binge!

At first I thought it was like Googling, but on Bing

I've been on this planet for more than 40 years and still need the diagram to help me remember which end of a AA battery is positive and which one is negative.

At least you can sit back and relax knowing that every day they service your mortgage, they're losing money.

My mortgage got sold a few years ago to a company that didn'r even have auto-pay and made me send them a check every month like it was 1985, so I refinanced with a company of my choice.

The ways mortgage rates are now though, that's probably not as good of an option.