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The NY Post called me a "writer" once, with quotes. NYPA award-winning humorist. Comedy performer once a week. Author of essay about Covid loss in 'Who We Lost.' Sober: 7/15/2010. Disabled: SMA IV. New Paltz, NY. https://linktr.ee/Mark.Aldrich

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There are porn sets that do a better job of pretending there's a ceiling.

28.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

01.03.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4949    ๐Ÿ” 1518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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Trump Has No Plan for the Iranian People The mere act of bombing Iran will not by itself create a stable regime.

The fate of the Iranian people has never been of great concern to American administrations, and this one is no exception

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

01.03.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1450    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Finally got a date for my new sovereign citizen book: April 13, 2026

01.03.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Presented without comment

01.03.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Taiwan Arms Sale Approved by Congress Is Delayed as Trump Plans Visit to Beijing

You might have missed this with all the other news happening, but it is Trump giving the Chinese government a massive win and further degrading the value of the US as an ally. This should be a major story. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...

01.03.2026 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 633    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

If anyone has any emergency fund or mutual aid links or efforts for anyone trying to survive or leave Florida because of this, please let me know so I can boost it.

01.03.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old time-y illustration of a Narcissus.

An old time-y illustration of a Narcissus.

Today is Primidi the 11th of Ventรดse in the year 234.
Ventรดse is the month of wind.
Today we celebrate narcissus. #JacobinDay

More information on narcissus

28.02.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Just glad congress isn't alive to see all of this

28.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I recently described to a friend in her early 30s how the networks signed off the broadcast day at 3:00 a.m. in the 70s and 80s with an image of the flag and an instrumental of the National Anthem and she said, "That sounds like North Korea."

27.02.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The FT's Guest Editor this week: the late William Butler Yeats.

27.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are porn sets that do a better job of pretending there's a ceiling.

28.02.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was going to point this out earlier, this is not the "Situation Room" this a ballroom at Mar A Lago. There is literally no OPSEC here at all. Anyone with the right equipment and a grudge can eavesdrop on this.

28.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Just to clear things upโ€ฆ i donโ€™t think the black curtains are there for โ€œsecurity.โ€ They are there to make things look โ€œserious,โ€ and to hide the shitty decor at Mar-A-Lago, so that we donโ€™t mock his terrible interior design and gold-trimmed everything.

28.02.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

notable lack of Republican elected officials on cable news this afternoon

28.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5903    ๐Ÿ” 875    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

As she is now, in her coffin? Probably.

28.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hitler was a hypochondriac, which caused him to make panicked decisions, like invading his ally Stalin in World War II. We discuss the fear-filled Nazi mind in our episode on the Nuremberg Trials www.gaslitnationpod.com/episodes-tra...

28.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im not really sure the iranian people are going to put their trust in donald trump backing them if they take to the streets given ya knowโ€ฆhis whole deal

28.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 185    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we obliterate an entire country then we don't have to fight a long war with them.

28.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22980    ๐Ÿ” 5845    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

But also without boots on the ground you can't do a regime change.

So what this amounts to is a very expensive campaign that amounts to nothing but pointless death.

28.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 927    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

More than 80 people including mostly children are now dead but I can't find reporting about how many children were at the bombed schools who survived, how many children were injured, how many children will be permanently disabled, how many children will live with the trauma of being bombed at school

28.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from February 24, 2026, to February 28, 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing Iran's connectivity normal most of the time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of February 28. The drop in connectivity aligns with joint military strikes from the US and Israel. The minimum and current connectivity levels are indicated as 1% and 1%, respectively. The chart has a dark background and includes the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner.

Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from February 24, 2026, to February 28, 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing Iran's connectivity normal most of the time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of February 28. The drop in connectivity aligns with joint military strikes from the US and Israel. The minimum and current connectivity levels are indicated as 1% and 1%, respectively. The chart has a dark background and includes the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner.

โš ๏ธ Update: Metrics show #Iran has been offline for 12 hours after the regime imposed a nationwide internet blackout amid US and Israeli military strikes.

While most countries work to stay connected in times of international conflict, Iran has again silenced its own population.

28.02.2026 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

well yeah where else would secretary breakfast gin have 24/7 access to a bar

28.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 396    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A crazy time to NOT HAVE FOREIGN CORRESPONDENTS!!!

28.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1960    ๐Ÿ” 343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Differences with 2003:

โ–ช๏ธTrump did not try to get a ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Security Council resolution.
โ–ช๏ธTrump neither got nor has tried to get the Senate's endorsement.
โ–ช๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are alone on this. No โ€˜coalition of the willing' with 49 countries, not even ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง.
โ–ช๏ธOnly air power will be used. No ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ troops on the ground.

#Iran

28.02.2026 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Trump's contribution to American politics is showing that pretense isn't necessary. You don't have to shake your head somberly when you do evil, you can say you're doing it because you want to. Why bother with PR when no one can stop you?

28.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2330    ๐Ÿ” 404    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Operation Epic Distraction

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/operation-...

28.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 785    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

NYC hotline for reporting ICE activity / sightings. Save this in your phone!
229-304-8720

28.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

www.instagram.com/stories/mark...

28.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0