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A witch resting under a tree on a grass patch surrounded by their ghost cats.

Better Days. 🌳

Not yet!! But I loved Social Path, I'm sure I'll love this too 🤩🤩

Your vote to censure Rep Al Green was a betrayal of your colleague and the American people.

Your vote to censure Rep Al Green was a betrayal of your colleague and the American people.

Your vote to censure Rep Al Green was a betrayal of your colleague and the American people.

Your vote to censure Rep Al Green was a betrayal of your colleague and the American people.

The ticketing agent at United Airlines just refused my mother's Real ID and demanded to see her passport. My Mom's flying domestically within the US. We don't fly often; is this something that's happening now? Please don't tell me it's because my Mom is brown.

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Hey this is a worthy cause
Please do sign and share

1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. “Gulf of America" comes up
3. Click on the three dots to the right of “Gulf of America”
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
#resist #gulfofmexico

I know it won't and it can't, but jeez I wish everything would just slow down. Please. It's getting so hard to find moments to breathe.

Doodle of a black cat with its head tilted upward and appears to be screaming. The background is black with repeated lines of the letter "a" throughout the entire thing.

Screaming into the void

❤️❤️

YEP

I ran into two of my favorite music group's members at the National Gallery of Art in DC and ran away and was winded so I sat down heavily on a couch in a different room somewhat close by and the couch made the loudest fart sound and it echoed throughout the Gallery. I just know they heard it 🤦‍♀️

watching early season X Files is so funny because it's like

Mulder: where are we?
Train conductor: somewhere in Iowa

*cut to b roll film of Pacific northwest redwood forests and hills*

Never in all my 37 years did I think I'd get into wrestling. But here I am 😅

my gorgeous sleepy boy, this is 8-bit 🥰 he's 12 years old and the keeper of my heart

feels easier to earnest post on here but living through watching twin peaks the return live week to week was one of the most special moments of my life and i’m still incredibly sad david lynch is gone.

slight improvement after a few hours!

In my quest to stop doom scrolling, I started making paper stars this afternoon. I'm not good at "practice makes perfect"- if I'm not perfect immediately, I have a hard time. But I hope this helps me move through that too!

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

I barely remember my experience at all, I had them out at 18. I feel so terrible for him 😔 I'm so glad you're past that too!

I hate that I haven't been able to see them since like 2008. I wanted to go to one of those shows so badly too 😭

All his were impacted, and two had fused together 😱 definitely no straws!! No straws, no spitting, no fun 😂

Please take your kids to the dentist. My partner just had his wisdom teeth removed at 37. He should have had them out when he was 18. There were five of them. FIVE WISDOM TEETH

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

I've submitted a report to Meta so we'll see how that goes 😬

While deleting my og Instagram, I found another Instagram account I thought I had lost. I don't know how I got in but I did, turns out it had been hacked. Of course I can't reset my password, it'll only send it to the hacked email. So the hacker knows now too 😅