Josh

People on twitter kicking off that Anders Breivik has a playstation in his cell, what they forget to mention is he's only been given Wolfenstein to play

Of course Zohran won, one of his first ads was going on about cheaper kebabs.
As anyone in the UK will tell you, a kebab house on a night out is like heaven, where Saint Peter himself greets ya with an "aight bossman" and there you realise- everything's gonna be alright

Making an account dedicated to fisting another man? I dunno man, seems pretty gay

Look Im not proud a the wording either but by god, I was gonna force that joke

I'd say Charlie's hit was better than any Charli put out

EA has been purchased by saudi arabian investors
People are gonna have to make a mod for gay relationships in the next Sims game aren't they?

I was pissing around on Skate. Made a halfpipe on the crane and a few minutes later, folks teleported to me- started skating my lil ramp.
I disappeared for a lil bit and they made it bigger.

Bless you, sky randos <3

The little back and forth about Deathverse (that legendary title) sent me hahaha I genuinely loved what little I could play <3
This is all very tasty and I cant wait to get my filthy lil grippers on LID Inferno!

One question I had- it'll have cross-play, is cross-progression a thing too?

If you've spoken to me for any length a time ya probably know I love Let It Die (despite my lack of skill)

Its as whimsical as it is hyper-violent. It is my baby

BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GAME. YOU JUST KNOW ITS GONNA KICK ASS

Still cant believe someone shot Chuck E Cheese

Sniper Elite, c'mon man

Pretty rude of him not to answer the question, honestly

I dunno what the fuck is with all the army/navy adverts at the minute, but why do they all look and sound like Neil Breen directed them

How could you want more? If Garth Marenghi's masterpieces couldn't satiate your lust for literature then you're truly fucked

(I dont do much reading, So I got nothin' chief... as a side- Watch Darkplace (again, presumably) and Matthew Holness's movie "Possum")

Ain't CollectiveShout the name of that conservative fuckwit who campaigns for womens rights in order to get things closer to how they were in the good ol' days- ya know, when women didn't have rights

A picture of an alien from EDF. It looks exactly like a human

Have you seen the aliens though? They have two arms, two legs... A head, even a mouth. They're just like us

I have no idea why I did this or what the fuck any of this means. What the fucks Omegaverse and why do I hate it already

So, The Online Safety Act ("the gooning license") not only blocks porn sites but it blocks all things deemed unsuitable without age verification- this can be news-related content too.
This makes information harder to access, ironically, because some wankers in parliament pretend to care about kids

QUADRUPLE HIS DIGITS, FUCKERS

Holy fuck they're making a Wolfenstein show. If it doesn't open like The New Order's launch trailer with "Haus In Neu-Berlin" that is a missed opportunity

Plus it's made by the Fallout folks and I only ever heard good things- so my hopes are high, and c'mon, who doesn't wanna see dead nazis

Mate, mine'd have to be the fuckin mattress. There's too much guy here to be a pillow

They've mastered the art of weaponising stupidity...Who needs good judgement when ya can just tell the dumbasses that anyone the "wrong" side of the colour chart is out to get 'em.
There's a boogeyman under your kids beds! His name is Faisal, he runs the local kebab place. Honestly, a lovely bloke

To be fair- that was basically the whole angle they were going for in real life too. Because if anyone knows about protecting people from WMD's, it's the one country that has used nukes on another

The Frankie Boyle line comes to mind "Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people, they’ll come back twenty years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad"

Also just to add, if it's about the Albanians- I'm honestly surprised the government has issues with the people that make coke cheaper

Oh so, now the government is claiming this Digital ID thing is to deter migrants... That's the most obvious horseshit I've ever seen.

Also if you wanna stop migrants- stop selling armaments to the people blowing up their fucken houses, you useless cunts

Shoulda said #GorgeousGunnshots my dude

I'm just gonna peel my own face off, send it to the government, then they can send photocopies to whoever needs it if they're that fuckin' interested

Yeah, I believe it's Nurgles' Rot scented

He's dead.

I choose this