Moody

I clocked in at the ass eating factory and got a promotion.

Me: "I like After Eight."
My boyfriend: "Oh, so you like After Eight but me liking piss is weird!"

Watching the 10 year Undertale anniversary stream and totally not crying.

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Literally me

I'm orange now 🍊

Keep it stanky

"Money can't buy happiness" fuckers been real quiet since I bought that overpriced MCR shirt.

I wanna play D&D...

They're gonna kill me. I have too much swag.

Got the new saturdays at your place album two weeks before the actual release. I'm not complaining.

New Hot Mulligan album is so good. They don't miss.

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That was so fucky 😭 At least the Mini was easy today.

Exam season. I love the smell of cold sweat in the morning.

Newest Chainsaw Man chapter reads like a shitpost.

Everyone should have a comically large jar with a single pickle floating inside in the fridge and nothing else.

I'm Gale Gobble. Gobble, gobble. Gobblin' up that pussy.

It actually is lupus one time.

Thinking about Dracula Flow...

Just saw some dude with jeans, jeans shirt and a jeans jacket. Amazing.

Guys. The dodo is back. It's official.

I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.

I stand by my beliefs.

Eating hollandaise sauce like soup should be socially acceptable.

No, I cannot elaborate.

Knowledge about the existence of the Omegaverse feels like a dangerous memetic agent.

These temperatures are not okay. I reject this.

Thanks for the honor, femboymode. May you have a pleasant round of ARAM.

Is it really gay sex if no one's barking?