The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

Lmfao Jesus fucking Christ

I GOT A RESERVATION AT THE SPACESHIP EARTH BAR except it's at 11am lmao

My gluten free bakery stopped ordering their imported GF Italian pasta because of this. I hate these fucking fuckers so much

I'm sorry, those leads? HELLO (louder than everybody else)

I am really hoping we witness that, not gonna lie 😂

SAME and I blame it entirely on the song making it sound like an old timey sea shanty deal

That bitch

"It's just piss" my brother in Christ you touched your dick. Wash your hands.

Lies. It was for the $5 wine. (Also, I missed a chapter here about Alec Baldwin...)

The social contract is that Florida gives me warmth and in return I overlook how batshit crazy the entire state is. THEY ARE NOT HOLDING UP THEIR END OF THE BARGAIN

I'm really curious to see if we witness this 😂

I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit

Okay I'm curious

I have a *really* good UHC plan but no one here wants to take it cause they see the name and groan

Only in Florida 🤣

Found a bar at Disney with a happy hour with $10 martinis, $5 wine, and $5 cheeseburgers. If I was a local I would be here nightly 😂

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

So what excuse is Mike Johnson going to use now for keeping the house out of session

The modern update we all need

Can confirm, I am 5'6" and even though I'm a weakling with no arm muscles I can still put my luggage in the overhead bin myself

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Rochester NY 👈🏽📍

georgia-lux @troughofluxury no person on earth is a greater scoundrel and fucker than the person who owned your home before you. thanks for saving $18 buying the heater with no identifiable model number that takes Dumbass sized filters you honorless fuck 3:09 PM • 2/25/23

I-390 North reopens after crash involving 17 cars at West Henrietta Road exit A multi-car crash has caused the exit 16 off-ramp on I-390 North to close on Monday morning. That's the exit to West Henrietta Road.

It was a DUSTING, this is transplant behavior www.whec.com/top-news/tra...

News you could really use:

Here’s How TurboTax Just Tricked You Into Paying to File Your Taxes

www.propublica.org/article/turb...

I am 35 and I have never paid to file taxes in my life because it's a SCAM. I currently use Cashapp to file. Fuck paying anyone for your money

the brat logo, but with the Zohran for Mayor colors

I think I did it wrong

Home Free? James Surowiecki on Utah’s cost-effective approach to chronic homelessness: instead of putting people into shelters or halfway houses, just hand them the keys to a new place.

Slightly different topic but one that also applies here is reading studies about Housing First solutions for the homeless: if you make it easier for people to be stable and support themselves, they thrive and it's cheaper for the government! www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...

When public transit is easily accessible people can get better jobs that produce economic value and have more money to spend on items fueling the economy and pay more taxes into the system funding the free buses