Rob McFarlane

“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

He could still redeem himself by committing a minor act of sabotage, like plugging a toilet at the White House.

Relic and Nick - the Beachcombers

If someone isn’t making Beachcombers erotica then what are we even doing?

Reason number 257 to hate the Florida Panthers.

They were outscored by the Zamboni door.

Campfire and trailer

Fishing and hiking

Canoeing and boat ramp

Camping and swimming

These are based on Ontario parks outdoor recreation signs. Maple with cherry inlays.

A pint of local sleeping giant stout

An exquisitely crafted set of maple wooden coasters with a resin inlay of the kaministiquia river running through them.

An exquisitely crafted set of maple wooden coasters with a resin inlay of the kaministiquia river running through them.

An exquisitely crafted set of maple wooden coasters with a resin inlay of the kaministiquia river running through them.

Instead of a river table why not some river coasters. Of a river. Beer.

Stand and deliver!

Canada flag

Rooster weathervane

Lake and diving dock

Bog or loch sign - choose wisely

Long weekend at the camp.

New book drop…

An assortment of wooden coasters

Maple leaf design

Great Lakes design

Rubber stamped label

Finished and ready to go to the store.

Stack of maple coasters

4 maple coasters

Great Lakes coasters

Set of 6 Great Lakes coasters

Voids are filled. Maple and birch re-sawn boards made into coaster sets.

Wooden coasters of the Great Lakes

Maple coasters awaiting to have their voids filled.

Captain Eyeliner

Modern annoyance - dog’s ball keeps rolling under sofa and chair. Must invent a foam barrier that fits most living room sets, in a dark unobtrusive colour. Some sort of pool noodle thing but less gross. End.

My weekly shopping list.

Heading back to Safeway to pick up a few things and I will NOT be leaving this list in the pet-food section.
@robertpopper.bsky.social

An American Werewolf in Linda

I called Musk “Biltong Balls” this morning then I had a cup of tea. Civilised.

My shopping list

With apologies to Robert Popper, I have made my shopping list that I definitely won’t leave in my shopping cart at the Safeway on Red River Road.

Can smell the piss from here.

From the old Reagan/Thatcher playbook.

When can we start calling Elon “Biltong Balls”?

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

I can smell the piss from here.

Miss Mollie

YouTube video by The Tragically Hip The Tragically Hip x Terry Fox - Courage

I remember making signs to cheer him on when he was meant to run past my school just west of Thunder Bay.

Jazzing up a chainsaw cut

Routed and chiselled

Mahogany bow tie

Birch side table

Ease into the weekend by gawking at this saucy little birch side table. Walnut and mahogany inlays.

The best soundbite on all this tarrif business came from @charlieangus104.bsky.social when he said “This isn't gunboat diplomacy. I mean, this is like an Al Capone shakedown in his syphilis phase.” Tea snorted out my nose.

Well I finally abandoned all hope and left Twitter for a more zen existence. Please enjoy some photos of a spalted birch charger I made earlier.