Andy

you know the taco truck is good when a strand of the taquero’s hair pentratres cleanly through the tortilla. (handmade)

Amazon dilutes the medical benefit of retail therapy.

no wonder theyre always recalling items.

traders joes must have the craziest factory

Cozy reading nook

When people say, “Everything happens for a reason,” they’re talking about the Hoobastank song.

On the news are they pronouncing it “dogue” or “dozh”?

nobody:

robbie williams: om a fookin monkeh

Feeling happy for David Lynch as he has shed his bodily form and entered one last time into a state of infinite consciousness and bliss.

Vintage chip bag with false label. Artist unknown. The graphics are inspired by Big Grab sized bags of Ruffles. It’s a “Big Scab” bag of Spud Monsters, “America’s Worst Chip.” “Guaranteed Stale” “Tastes Like Shit” Net weight: “10 LBS. SHIT IN A 5 LB. BAG” This bag has a mascot next to the Spud logo, a potato with arms and legs charging at the viewer with a fist raised. His mouth is open, frowning, and filled with sharp teeth. There are realistic ruffle-cut potato chips on center of the label. The bag has some crunchy crumbs in it. It was found by my wife in a box of old record albums in Corte Madera, CA.

What? A ‘new year’?”

A generously served plate of homemade steak-and-lobster, with mashed potatoes and green beans, accented with green globs of lobster tomalley.

Feeling gout attack my toes like the alien symbiote infecting Eddie Brock

OP dangles a kitchen knife precariously over a browned, crisp roasted turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys.

i’m not ready to see wicked. 🥺

Be sure to write “John Birch Society” on the back of your hand tonight, in case you need notes.

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

the best part of being alone is listening to the same song over and over and over again

I have made a very rough and ready documentary starter pack.

Add to it!

go.bsky.app/EMxJ9fY

We did it!

I wondered if anyone had Mister dot
Bluesky dot social, and there was, and they haven't posted since mid '23. Come on, mister.

“Fiction books? I love fiction books!”

Somebody write JCO a letter and get her over here.

being fake nice is still being nice

What’s the best movie you’ve watched with your mom and brothers? Mine is “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”

Still thinking about this movie a week later. We may see it again this weekend.

Odometer reading 180,085 miles. It looks like it has the word “boobs” in it.

i hit a milestone this week

I enjoyed “Megalopolis”. My date and I had a real good time at the Saturday morning IMAX screening at the Metreon. Lotta laffs. Looking forward to watching it with subs.

Campbells Soup is changing their name to Alphabet

Help my friend Aroon!