Sylphanne

I know 🫂

Yes

Mom makes it sometimes on Sunday mornings with fried dumplings, callaloo, and sometimes provisions (white yam & green banana).

You gotta make sure your boil off a lot of the salt though (we do at least two passes).

Yep. 🙃

Mercury goes direct on March 21st.

Good Lord 👀

Just remember.. those folks just told you it's never the "right time" for a black woman as PRESIDENT.. GOVERNOR.. CONGRESSWOMAN..

“I think you meant” no I did not. I know how to turn my thoughts into sentences

I also learned that Venezuela’s oil is too crude for use in the USA but the USA currently controls the sales. This war is basically the US and Saudi Arabia tryna monopolize oil so the world depends on them two (until they inevitably duke it out for supreme ownership…of oil)

They’ve been running on reserves since January. So this happening leaves them in a tight spot. No Venezuela. No Iran. Who are you gonna turn to?

And that’s why the US and Israel are specifically targeting control of the Strait of Hormuz because currently that’s how Iran delivers oil to China. If the Saudis gain control, then THEY can be the only oil supplier to China (and anything else moving through there)? Also, China is running low on oil

And this deal was brokered between the Saudis, Trumps, and Kushners. Basically the Big Room, the Trump coin, Kushner’s real estate empire…all financed and invested into by Saudi Arabian leadership. Now we owe them. And by we, I mean yall

I saw a video recently saying that this war is NOT to distract from the Epstein files but it IS to oust Iran and allow Saudia Arabia to be the only oil supplier to China since the US jailed the president of Venezuela and that’s where China (Russia and Cuba too) were getting their oil before

Almost like they WANT America vulnerable.

Rome.

Whole time the definition of “attractive” is slippery like Moo Deng on the move.

God forbid other ppl fuck w/you and you’re outta the norm. Now you got problems from ppl who think you should lay down and die instead of being celebrated

Oh hell no

Happy belated birthday bb 💛🫂

Wait. Your birthday already passed?

!!!!!!

Remedy that with a box of tissues on standby

You’ll get a good cry watching

Prayers up for Autolycus 🥺

GODDAMNIT

Coco
Up

Those two movies had me sobbing. I watched Coco at home and Up in theaters. The amount of adults I heard sniffling in the audience? Listen.

1. There’s nothing new or trendy about ground beef and rice.
2. Calling it “boy kibble” is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

You heard her.

I see this dick sucking conversation and I raise you a stop sticking them WEEWEES in your mouths, talking about some damn "It's about the effort," boyyyyy, YOU try breathing with a SUMMER SQUASH down your esophagus!!!! Why, I oughtaaaaa –

I have a whole file of these stories that I point to whenever someone responds to allegations of domestic abuse/violence with "If it was so serious, why didn't she call the cops?"

It’s the levity here that keeps me going

Aging
Paying taxes
People taking my points seriously when they’re in trouble (work & real life)