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I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish...

Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!

Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊

Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.

There's absolutely existing merch of her out there! I think the developers could probably wiggle their way out of that lawsuit considering they created her, but they've long gone the way of Sierra.

Probably not the best time or place for that. However...

Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social

Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏

Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?

It's a bit of a reverse isekai situation, where after arriving in our world she slowly started to acclimate to early 90s culture and lost her more aggressive attitude, becoming more carefree and openly ditzy, as well as more clumsy due to our human-sized civilization.

Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.

Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.

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Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!!

Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart!

inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...

Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.

Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.

Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.

Sorry, wrong pic. Meant to upload this one.

Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones.

I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason.

#CellsatWork

As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time.

That concludes today's lesson.

#CellsatWork

Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport.

This will be on the test.

Yeah, even the novelizations of the movies before 2014 aren't Canon, though many added elements from ones like Revenge of the Sith have been reincorporated, so maybe Ahsoka's dietary details will too eventually. :P

I've got a couple pic ideas myself, but that's a great one. :3

Ah! Yeah, that wouldn't be Canon then, as only books published after 2014 fall under that category. Plus she'd only be about 14 y/o here...

Great inspo for a Rebels era pic of her, tho! >.>

In canon, there's a wedding scene which featured the bride farting, as well as a female Jedi mentioned to have farted.

Canon: 2
Legends: 0

Also, Star Wars fun fact: There are at least 2 canon instances of women farting.

A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office.

I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.

Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety.

Well, mostly...

Q: What that Pixel booty do?

A:

She needs to maintain physical contact to keep up these effects (usually on Frankie's rear) which is a major issue considering how tickly her wings are.

Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse.

Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.

For people looking for the reference, my wife suggested I do a piece inspired by this. :P

The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."

A cute idea I had.
It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport.
Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><

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Idea from a friend for a silly drawover of this meme