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@illuindb.bsky.social

ah shucks det->clt->cle->dc oberlin grad [she/her]

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kersh heard the US was running out of bombs

04.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 275    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 0
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Now that things are back up, I need to share with you all that Charles Leclerc's dog Leo was at his wedding.

03.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 256    🔁 40    💬 5    📌 5
Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

Joey Chestnut/JFK

02.03.2026 23:56 — 👍 195    🔁 62    💬 8    📌 17
pokémon meme generator with the text "dicks out for harambe"

pokémon meme generator with the text "dicks out for harambe"

can't believe it's been nearly 10 years 🥺

03.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 116    🔁 16    💬 5    📌 0

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

02.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 2248    🔁 213    💬 41    📌 5

A true poster

01.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 1625    🔁 322    💬 26    📌 17
Brady Tkachuk on the ice after getting his shit rocked by Edvinsson

Brady Tkachuk on the ice after getting his shit rocked by Edvinsson

Girls will be like "I needed this" and it's just a Tkachuk getting his clock cleaned 🎀🌸✨🩷

28.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 176    🔁 18    💬 13    📌 1
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 23: Former Central Florida quarterback Blake Bortles works out during the 2014 NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 23, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 23: Former Central Florida quarterback Blake Bortles works out during the 2014 NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 23, 2014 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)

Blake Bortles

28.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 2

WHITE BOY SUMMER IS IN PERIL

28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’ll be over by christmas!!! (year not included)

28.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

27.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1422    🔁 480    💬 0    📌 9
27.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 4525    🔁 989    💬 29    📌 19
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If I had a million dollars? Two guns on the technical at the same time

27.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 68    🔁 3    💬 7    📌 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 6128    🔁 2472    💬 54    📌 41

damn, imagine being a dumbass and thinking that nuclear isn’t clean energy

26.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 7825    🔁 1495    💬 54    📌 79

new pride flag just dropped

24.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA

24.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 563    🔁 181    💬 5    📌 7

MABLE DORE IN ‘44 TIMMEEE!!! WOOOOOO!!!! FUCK OMNICORP ALL MY D CLASS BESTIES HATE OMNICORP

24.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

23.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 6590    🔁 1127    💬 38    📌 30

Similar to the shopping cart theory, if you remove snow from your driveway but leave your sidewalk untouched, I just assume you're a bad person

23.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

WELCOME TO THE SPACE OLYMPICS

22.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 172    🔁 15    💬 13    📌 10
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

22.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 9958    🔁 2273    💬 65    📌 112

that's Commerce Township's OWN Connor Hellebuyck

22.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 43    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

she kill on my penalty til i expire

22.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 140    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 0

sick as hell

22.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

eat em up tigers!

21.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NEWS: NBC says the United States-Canada gold medal game was the most-watched women’s hockey game on record.

The game averaged 5.3 million viewers on USA Network and Peacock. The game’s audience peaked at 7.7 million viewers in overtime (3:45-4 p.m. ET).

20.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 376    🔁 59    💬 6    📌 6

the "hockey ball" that hockey fans refer to is hardly a ball at all. the top and bottom have been sliced down, rendering it more of a disc-like projectile, but it typically moves so quickly that few observers ever notice. the remainder is used to manufacture goalie shelters at each end of the rink

20.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 1031    🔁 102    💬 23    📌 3
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US WOMEN WIN OLYMPIC ICE HOCKEY GOLD

BEVEL OLD GLORY

19.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 396    🔁 59    💬 5    📌 6