Ocelot

Baggies asking Grok for detailed explanations of securities laws and getting blatantly false info (in part due to baggy prompting, but also Grok is very dumb in this area). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

All the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bros are starting to learn they might be fucked.

www.fanniemae.com/media/54826/...

@keubiko.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social

My favorite part about these orders is that the “rejected” is always right there and it’s so conveniently ignored😂😂😂

Punched $MMTLP into the Xitter search to see what the baggies are up to. I see they are still totally rational about this stock that was canceled in 2022. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social

Almost as much deep value as $QNTM.

Yes they are. Wes lawsuit over spoofers or naked shortz has been imminent for months not.

Outstanding write up🤌🤌🤌

Bill PPPulte's PPP PPProblem? "The dildo doth protest too much, methinks" - Hamlet

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lol, yeah it is. I wouldn’t be too worried though. They have that 700 million dollar spoofing suit😂😂😂

Isn’t this the company squeezing da neekid shawtz by getting baggies to DRS their shares so they can’t easily sell them lol? @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social Now Yous Can’t Leave.

So so good. The needed successor to Keubiko’s law.

Keubiko's Hierarchy Of Grifting™️

2.5 years later, and it’s still going strong💪💪💪

😂😂😂

Still the best bagholder video of all time. $MMTLP baggie from 2023 bleating about his stock that was canceled. #NoRefunds

The sub subsequent replies are even worse than that tweet.

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Omg. Never been a better time to load up on Tesla puts. Fuckkkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tesla Self-Driving DOJ Investigation Is Looking At Securities And Wire Fraud, Report Says The DOJ probe comes amid lawsuits targeting Tesla’s self-driving claims.

Hey Trump, while you’re pissed off at Elon, can we get an update on this? 😂😂😂😂 www.forbes.com/sites/jamesf...

Inject this straight into my veins.

This is beautiful lol.

7.1 hours now.

Never thought I’d reach this level of shill😎

Hey @keubiko.bsky.social, you see this? Supposedly BBBYQ bonds no longer being quoted under 15c2-11 means equity emergence soon. Sad. Ha !

Hey, how’s that MMTLP and BBBYQ? Heard there’s a waterfall because it’s no longer being quoted. Sad. Ha!

We won’t forget you Dougie, leader of the shills✊✊✊

That fella he’s responding to was making gross comments about his 20 year old daughter which is conveniently left out of the tweet.

Exclusive | Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk With profits and the stock price sinking, board members told Musk he needed to spend more time at the company.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Oh that’s good🤌🤌🤌. Soros too from looking at the Wikipedia. A lot of baggies are anti Semitic- QANON types.

Damn, you’re going to end up on the spreadsheet😂😂😂