@chrisminton.bsky.social
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. My wife says I’m clumsy. Kentucky. #COYS #AZCards #BBN
So help me God I still love him
06.12.2025 15:28 — 👍 61 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Make a movie shorter
Ending Story
Nice reverse jinx you sneaky fucker
12.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know one thing in particular that would make either of those years fanfuckingtastic. Or what’s left of this year, even.
22.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the damn point of this, other than to siphon donation funds that could otherwise go to much more viable candidates.
Keep fucking that chicken, I guess.
yeah but did you know she was a pilot in the Marines
06.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0First team to score a return TD under the new rules last year. Now, probably the first team to lose on a shitty kickoff under the new rules.
26.09.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very meat & tomatoes
13.09.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you repurpose this from an unpublished Tanguy Ndombele post?
01.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They took out the Cracker *and* the Barrel?!?!?!
20.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 2816 🔁 466 💬 73 📌 10Be a damn shame if he slipped and broke his neck
16.08.2025 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine giving a good goddamn about what Maggie Haberman thinks
13.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Throwing honey buns at them until they die of boredom
12.08.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let Tim Tebow shift gears in a ‘97 5-speed S10 while flipping through a cd case, eating a burger, and steering with his knee. Then I’ll be impressed.
08.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This might be the first time the Swiss weren't able to reach a financial deal with nazis
06.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 1884 🔁 472 💬 30 📌 82-2-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
29.07.2025 03:01 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saraya Huasca
28.07.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.07.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Imagine calling yourself the most popular president ever and yet being scared shitless of late-night comedians and public broadcasting.
19.07.2025 13:51 — 👍 4726 🔁 1067 💬 102 📌 43Yeah, not hating on the teeth by any means, but he's veered ever so slightly into Buddy Love territory. Which is his right, it's just still a little unsettling
09.07.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old teeth Isbell would’ve been here
09.07.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No tanning bed, but I grew up a half-mile from a rural convenient store/bait shop/video store that would also make you the best ham sandwich you ever ate
28.05.2025 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Popular Mechanics Scientists Have Grown a Human Spine In a Lab Hope for the democratic party?
23.05.2025 01:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
WOKE MARXIST POPE to the tune of Pearl Jam’s “Alive”
/Pearl Jam voice
Hey, I, ohhh:
Woke Marxist pope
Don’t call what you’re wearing an outfit. Don’t ever say:
10.05.2025 02:15 — 👍 48 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0Tired: Steve Goodman
Wired: Leo, Goodestman
Pope Leo XIV was born in 1955 in Chicago, which means there's a very good chance he's done the Super Bowl Shuffle.
08.05.2025 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vic-torious
Kith & Kinsky
Selling The Club
Captain Sonny
Bentancursed
LoLo Low
Run Tel Dat
He looks like if Tom Wopat got into the machine from The Fly without realizing there was an old boot in there too
25.04.2025 00:11 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
