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classic fm in the uber 😳

a series of unfortunate events

I’m so happy for u

ramen and red bull for lunch; death at 30 for sure 🥳🥳🥳🥳

12 hour days for 5 days a week is not the one

today I think I spend more time travelling by train and car than working…

today I will consume a monster, ramen and McDonald’s and I don’t expect to wake up tomorrow morning

Right!!! I got it replaced today but I’m down £170 🫩

day 1 back from holiday and my tyres have been slashed, the bubbles are where there is air coming out the tyre 😭😭😭😭

Putting on aftersun that has been in the fridge should be considered a punishment worse than the death penalty

back recovered - legs look like drumstick squashies AAAAAAA

burnt my entire fucking back it’s game over

No

ok

no idea why that posted twice ngl

chat is this edible?

chat is this edible?

Hiding in the work bathrooms to play instant win lottery games

🫩

driver’s license has made it onto my on repeat playlist on Spotify, I’m cooked

So true bestie!!!!

I am not you

what about me 😢

monster + pot noodle for lunch = death at 30

thanks

give me a quid if you win

The next could be the winner!!!!

missing my depression meal rn

craving Spanish McDonald’s rn